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Love the Onion
Add a vending machine full of Cheet-ohs and a place to whack off and fanboys would never have to leave.
you know they are so dead on with this that i think it would work who those fanboy geeks .
the onion is the best !
Its funny that somehow the Mac fans have become the uber geeks that everyone makes fun of. It used to be the other way.
Why do they call us Mac users “fanboys” when the idiots who waste their time piddling with Linux distros get off scot-free?
This is HILARIOUS! “Pseudo geeks” (a.k.a. Apple Fan Boys) now have a place where they can go talk to other pseudo geeks – for a price! God knows, normal people don’t want to talk to them. I’m ROTFLMAO at this.
And I gotta hand it to Apple too. Apple finally figured out ANOTHER way to charge someone money for something that’s usually free!
Could you just see ANY of these idiots in a REGULAR bar somewhere?
UncDon #6
All Apple Fanboys are Mac users, but not all Mac Users are Fanboys…
One has to seriously question whether any of the Foxcon slaves/workers, are as enthusiastic as these ‘Friend Bar’ Happy Chappies???
“Free to anyone with AppleCare warranty.” Hilarious. The Onion scores again.
They missed the iFriend app which is like Nintendogs, but you pet and feed Apple fanatics.
TheOnion is the best. The presidential seal of approval should be an automatic.
On a slightly related subject – how can I get a Starbucks built in my living room – including a cute barista, who has to talk to me and pretends to like me by remembering what I ordered the last time.
@ #5 Because if you piss off a linux geek he’ll block your subnet :p
very end
This could be a test market by Apple which was just recorded by Onion.
BP needs one of these.