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I can’t believe those guys can’t see that UPS truck sneaking up on them
Today is my wedding day, and my best man happens to work for UPS (it’s a union job you know) and he got me this little sewing machine as a wedding gift. I though it sucked and trashed his delivery truck.
UPS is issuing snazzier uniforms to their delivery guides, but they haven’t taught them how to drive.
Brown delivered the new replacement bobbin just in time to allow me to mend my tux. Boy is my bride lucky.
That’ll teach him to chock his truck with such a fine specimen of high-quality sewing machinery.
A stitch in time saves nine. But the tenth one ends up in the river.
When is absolutely has to be there overnight…
or
UPS’ introduction of it’s new “black tie” service isn’t going to well…
The kid has something different in his hand every time I see this “photo”.
[Deleted for being a stupid comment. — ed.]
Having seen more than a few sewing machines his hand is where the spool of thread should be and I think the picture is photoshoped
‘Stuff’ really does happen!
Wpw!
@Personality: The original is the sewing machine, I saw this pic for years before reading that it was a college kid that saw the wreck and decided it reminded him of a Seinfeld episode, he was apparently doing a homage to that.
A Man-Bear-Pig shows off a plundered Amazon order, a first step in their quest to dominate mankind.
Sew what’s UPS?
Attack of the gay Mafia.
Troubles arise shortly after UPS installs the Singer dashboard GPS tracking system on its Teamster-driven trucks.
all i wanted was a pepsi, but i got this awesome sewing machine!
Cops stand idly by as UPS truck attempts to plow over Rachel Maddow.
Since all Muslims have a small penis, Dr. Singer will sew them a longer one.
where’s the atomic cat when you need them!
The plan was simple. UPS workers Jim and Julie wanted a UPS themed wedding to act as a front for their bank heist the day before. They’d stashed the cash in a UPS van they’d borrowed to use as a limo, then drive off with a great wedding present. Unfortunately, Jim’s limo driver buddy Steve had too much to drink at the reception and…
At least Jim recovered one of the wedding presents.
+1 to #20
“Yeah, I parked it. Sew what?”
Add a guy spinning pizza dough in the middle and you’ll have a pretty good picture there.
#2 Cracked me up!
He monogrammed his signature for the package. He is the most interesting man in the world.
The reason the “Singer” was late for the wedding.
Another armoured truck robbery case sewn up by special agent Doogie Tuxedo.
Singer Ups the prom.