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Video – Kate Beckinsale Esquire Feature
By Gasparrini Wednesday May 19, 2010
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Always wanted to see some Red One footage – Not all that impressive, but I suspect Youtube-ing it’s the culprit. It probably looks scintillating in a less mangulated form.
Rather surprised at just how many people worked on this 2’42” clip.
[Go to Youtube and watch it full-screen in 1080p. It’s not bad. – ed.]
Have you seen ‘District 9’? All the non-documentary parts were shot with the RED camera. The new edition of ‘My Bloody Valentine’ was also shot with the RED camera.
One of the sexiest woman today in a bikini and you guys are talking about the camera used in the video? really? 🙂
Ok, so she is hot, but what ever happened to “curves?”
Brian said,
Ok, so she is hot, but what ever happened to “curves?”
I agree but have you seen the curves on the Red One camera? Wow.
This is photoshop’ed. I can tell by the pixels. =P
Yep, she’s a hottie.
Curves are for heart disease.
Yum.
I agree she’s pretty hot.
I’d hit that…. and her boyfriend.
#3, yeah, I know, how geeky can one get?
I can’t help to be passionate about tech and hot women.
Kate Beckinsale is gettin’ old. Does she have a career other than modeling? I forget.
I can’t be the only female who reads this blog. What is there for us – the pictures of Adam and John? (Oh, puh-leeeeze.)
[Ok, here you go:
– ed.]
Its nice to see a good looking babe without tattoos. Can a woman be more sexy than when she is just being herself and beautiful? Acting like a model on a lingerie shoot is generally a turn off–especially with the mindless blown kiss.
As a 54 year old guy, easily aroused by the tamest of softcore titillation, I found this to be a complete snooze. My 60 year old partner has more going on.
@bobbo
I agree that her behavior is a turn-off.
She’s so sickly-sweet. Am I supposed to imagine that she’s my personal prostitute?
She’s acting like one of the girls doing strip-tease on YouPorn, you know, one of those poor girls forced into a desperate life she didn’t want.
I’d respect her a lot more if she were being herself and not acting so desperate for strangers’ attention.
I can respect skillful, seductive modeling, but this video ain’t it.
#13, Well, I think that might be due to the fact that most of the contributing editors are male. Email John and tell him to find some female contributing editors.
thank you! very tough to type with one hand
Kate Beckinsale – OMG, what an idiot!
#12: Kate’s apparently in a lot of movies (see IMDB, where she’s in a long list of movies), but she may only have roles as eye candy. She definitely qualifies as eye candy, but that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s an actress. She certainly doesn’t look old, though.
Like #15, I’m underwhelmed. Sexiest woman in the world? Maybe in a certain corner of sleb-land. Nice face (though usually it was photographed sideways). Thighs, sorry, not great. Put burqas over those knees. YMMV. IMHO. At least the video was safe for the home or workplace!
What’s with the fur near the flames on the stove top shot? That’s sexy? I’m thinking, “My god, she’s going to go up in flames! Get her off the stove!!”
Look closely, she has a mustache! Check her previous films too…it’s there 😛
Kate Beckinsale: I love you.
“Something to cheer up our male readers in the morning.”
Yeah if they like teenage boys.
Bones are for the dog, meat is for the man.
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I feel like I’m reading quotes from Seinfeld episodes.
“but, she eats her peas one at a time”
“she has man hands”
“she’s a low talker”
The babe-meat: MEH.
The Red One: HOT!
“Am I supposed to imagine that she’s my personal prostitute?” Umm whats the problem again?
Certainly didn’t get the award based on the name.
Say, JCD Blog: if you need women posters, I can fill that role. All I have to do is surf the web and post things I really disagree with.
but you don’t pay do you?
I learned a long time ago that charity work is never really respected. Course then, most paid work isn’t like that.
Isn’t life funny.
“Love dem kiddies, and having my contradictory emotions satisfied, NOW!”