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I’m going to DISNEYLAND!!
Thats what i call Fantasyland.
Welcome to Insemityland?
“The updated Disney Princesses remain true to their roots by keeping the frills in their attire.”
Fairytale Tail
The mother of one of these princesses, or her body double, is the sexiest woman alive.
mmmmm … Disney porn.
Give all of the Disney females this treatment. Except for Cruella de Vil … she is to much like a real wife.
Is this what’s gonna happen to Hannah Montana? Same as Britney. Disney is in the business of reducing innocence to this. The picture says it all.
{CSI}
Zoom and enhance!
{/CSI}
#7 N, n, n, n, n. LATEX Cruella.
What was their motto again?
“Where dreams come alive” or ‘The happiest place on earth”
Porn Good Enough for Grandpa!
— or —
Hugh Hefner takes over Disney!
(Where did you think he got all those models anyway?)
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Michael Eisner (former Disney CEO) begins a new “amusement” business.
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Euro-Disney finally conforms to European traditional “dress.”
— or —
Amsterdam elects a new Mayor!
— or —
Religious leaders debate “new porn”!
Even Disney cast members participated in Boob Quake ’10.
I’ll take Tinkerbell and a roll of duct tape.
“Disney On Ass”
hi ho hi ho its off to work we go
Nothing wrong with this picture.
Walt would be rolling over in his shorts if he saw her Magic Kingdom like this.
My nose is growing.
I clicked the photo and, hey-presto, I enlarged.
[Har! – ed.]
Welcome to Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride!
The Disney Channel decides to take an all new approach to increase the male market share.
In this Magic Kingdom, the tails all have happy endings.
In an alternate reality where Larry Flint is the titular head of the worlds most popular Fantasy Amusement Parks….
The Princesses Next Door
snow white and the seven pervs through each other different curves
“The opening ceremonies at the Child Molester’s Convention went very well. Several favorite celebrities made an appearance.”
OR
“Nancy and Darla’s modelling careers took the expected path after several poor life decisions.”
Disney meets Le Cage Aux Folles
Taken during the grand opening of Disney World Australia!
My guess is that you’ll survive the roller coasters, log flumes, screamin’ swings, drop towers, and every other contraption of gyrational terror with your coronary arteries intact. It’s the rest of the park you really should be worrying about.