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Fortunately, Dr. Hansimian was able to make this hurricane forecast before being rushed away to the Gulf of Mexico to begin round-the-clock work on a solution to the latest oil spill. His first idea was to use a pipe plug that looked suspiciously like a banana, but after he was fed, he expanded his range of potential solutions to include ideas unrelated to his favorite foods.
BP was especially pleased by Dr. Hansimian’s modest salary demands.
that’s the same guy that “discovered” global warming too
The experimental prediction are RIGGED! You go to the mean of events when you have no predictive model.
You know what else goes to the mean of the distribution?
Thats right. Dice.
I guess it doesn’t hold much water when NOAA says we are just at the start at being able to predict these complex systems. Until they get better, I’d stick with the averages too.
Average: guaranteed to miss the extremes.
it’s not real science because it hasn’t been peer-reviewed!
Easier to predict a Republican thumper to resign for some “sin against God” sex scandal.
I feel something coming
They have managed to create a modeling program for the entire Earth’s climate that they are 95% sure is accurate. How hard can it be to make a hurricane modeling program that’s just as accurate?
WAIT! They have! It was announced in a Paper published in Science January 10 of this year! Soon we will be able to predict an increase of devastating category 4 and 5 a year, or maybe months in advance! Thank you, thank you, thank you, climate scientists. Think of the billions in damages it could save.
… um… wait a minute… what’s this?
“We explored the influence of future global warming on Atlantic hurricanes with a downscaling strategy by using an operational hurricane-prediction model that produces a realistic distribution of intense hurricane activity for present-day conditions. The model projects nearly a doubling of the frequency of category 4 and 5 storms by the end of the 21st century”
Never mind. We have to wait 980 years to see if they are right, and the predicted increase in minuscule. You also have to pay to see the report. Dice it is then.
Now, Skeptic you really are throwing sand up in the air. Short term = long term = very different.
I ran across this last night. I was expecting my souffle to be done after 35 minutes, but it took 40. I don’t know why. Some variable at play.
How about this analogy since you don’t understand it clearly stated: we know that a coin flip over time will come up head or tails 50% of the time. We can’t tell you what the next flip will produce. Would you call the facts of statistical analysis faulty because it can’t do this short term calculation?
Evolution is similar. We know speciation takes place, but can’t give the time or place.
Or earthquakes. Same thing. Long term vs short term.
Taking your own confusion as deeper insight. Silly boy.
#6: you only need to wait 95 years to see if they’re right…back to algebra with you…
Actually, hurricanes and tornadoes are notoriously difficult to predict, because that kind of weather is especially chaotic. If you’re lucky, you might get a few days lead for a hurricane prediction, and maybe a few minutes for a tornado. It’s just not that easy…
A particularly bad (F5) tornado in Greensburg KS destroyed the entire town in May 2007.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_2007_tornado_outbreak
I’m sticking with the old farmers almanac for long range forecasting for local conditions. They miss it less.
When your long range forecasts for the next six months don’t work your modal is wrong. If their modal is wrong in the short run, the next six months, how can I believe them when they try to predict climate and hurricane seasons a century out and tell me we should spend trillions?
Funny, nevertheless.
Dr. Hansimian has a very strong resemblance to George W. Bush! Probably a close relative I suppose.
I have never gone with the predictions of Gray and his lot.
How can a person in Colorado know really anything about what goes on in the tropical and sub-tropical Atlantic with any surety?
It is the same with other meteorologists that remain indoors and never take physical readings outside anymore. Computers will tell us everything. Right. And computers in robots crash into one another underwater, and computers in satellites go rogue and computers allow billion dollar trades that screw up Wall Street.
Yeah good approach when lives and homes are at stake.
And this is the best part of the land-locked scientists prediction for this year:
“University forecasters William Gray and Phil Klotzbach each stated that El Nino conditions will likely dissipate by summer.”
Likely.
Yeah and I will likely win the lottery even though I don’t buy tickets for it.
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You don’t need a chimp!
http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/weather.forecasting/image.01.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Rock
Re Floyd… I realized that brain fart a split-second after I clicked “submit”. 🙂
Re Bobbo “Would you call the facts of statistical analysis faulty because it can’t do this short term calculation?”
No. What I was implying was neither short or long term predictions have been done with any accuracy. Like all other long term climate predictions to date, they are proving to be wrong. So they adjust their models until the right answer to current data pops out. It’s actually a joke that is losing it’s punch, that models are pushing their predictions farther away so that by the time the date of reckoning rolls around, the prediction will be meaningless and forgotten. So why do it? Well, they have to keep fueling the express train of alarm don’t they.
#15
You have to keep trying or else you’re not going to get anywhere. We’re talking about hurricanes here, if it was something as simple of making a cheese sandwich then I said go ahead and quit. But as with all innovations, theories, laws and what have you one has to keep searching and try their best. Imagine if all the Greats in history and even current ones took to that attitude, we all still be rolling in a square wheel.
TheOne, I didn’t say to stop trying did i? Instead of wasting their time trying to predict minor changes 100 years in the future, they should be working on understanding weather… the here and now, predictions of 1 or 2 years. When they can get some reasonable accuracy in that, the longer term speculation will become more accurate and meaningful. But they don’t do that do they. The most important thing these days is to raise an unverifiable alarm. More money wasted.
#17
I can live with that response. Totally not found in your initial comment however.
“What I was implying was neither short or long term predictions have been done with any accuracy.”
Then goes on about long term and then something about “train of alarm”, shrug. Nothing implying we should focus on weather accuracy and focus on short term.
TheOne, no problem. I just expanded on my initial post to make it clearer. I get a little snarky in my replies sometimes… sorry about that. Old age.