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Saddly for this budding super hero, “BlueTooth” was already trade marked.
Kiddy PrOn??
When Photoshop goes horribly wrong…
We wantssss it, my preciousss
Looks like someone let Lt. K’lasta’s kids play near the transporter room again. I told you having families on board was a bad idea, Number One.
He buys all of his clothes at half-price from the irregular bin, and dreams of one day being featured on the “People of WalMart” website.
Few people have such realistic dreams.
Atomic wedgie makes Bolian child go white!
Hope the kiddie is ambipodious.
have you met my child, Hopper?
This is what you get when you eat to much “genetically enhanced” Monsanto grown products.
I’m surprised nobody has said this yet…
Look ma, no hands!
What you get when a Smurf mates with an Na’vi.
stop playing with that before you go blind!
An arms smuggler.
“Mommy, whaddya mean daddy is your brother? You mean like Torso Boy is my brother?”
_?_
Gossamer & Smurfette’s bastard offspring.
Blue Tooth?
In 1980, Billy expected high rise pants to be the fashion of the future.
After so many failed attempts, the first successful survivor of an abdomenectomy seems to be doing well.
Catch!
“Hey Mom!!! I’m a GIRL!”
“The first stage of Smurfs invading our reality. And it isn’t pretty.”
Darn, I see I wasn’t the only one who thought of Smurfs. Ok, how about “He’s the Blue Tooth poster boy.” Hmmm. Not as funny.
That’s the scariest Halloween costume I’ve seen in a long time!
“I cried because I had no gloves, until I met a being that had no arms!”
This critter is called a Mepo.
They’re often spotted at the Renaissance faire’s in southern California after hours when the German camp gets good and drunk.
For the win: “Obligatory slow news day post @ Dvorak.org”
The downside of inbreeding …
“No sympathy here, mate. Crikey, at least the lad’s got legs…”
– David Vujicic
Dear DOG,
Please make my arm like the other one!
Thank you,
Billy
“Photoshop’s new Content-Aware erase tool can be abused.”