You have to give her credit on some level. She has to be approaching a Guinness record level of stupidity to think anyone would believe her. She’d clinch it if after her husband divorces her, she tries to sue the black actor for child support.
The wife of a US Army Soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.
38-year-old Jennifer Stweart used the bizarre claims to explain to her husband why their child was black, despite the lovers being very much white skinned.
Jennifer Stweart said her child looks just like a black actor in the adult movie she watched in 3D with her east coast pals.
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Stweart also admits her marriage to the US military man who serves overseas could be in trouble: “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
It worked for Mary.
Its a miracle!
Rufus believes it.
Does her husband watch too much “Me, Myself and Irene”?
Just simply wow. This ranks right up there for the Darwin Award along with Bobbo (for doing something he knows but thinks he does it unconsciously LMAO).
I’m not sure who’ll win, someone who is actually stupid or someone who’s smart but wants to be stupid? Hmmm, tough choice 😀
This excuse trumps George Rekers “I hired a hot, hung male to help me with my luggage”
http://salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2010/05/05/george_alan_rekers_rentboy_excuse
Wait a minute.
I think everyone is missing the point here.
When did they start making adult films in 3D?
What is the name of the film?
Where can I get it?
More detail here:
http://gizmodo.com/5533219/woman-claims-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-3d-porno
The source appears to the the Brazilian version of the Onion Magazine? How deep could this rabbit hole go?
Not surprised. I’ve seen a lot of women get pregnant while their husbands are on deployment. Her excuse/lie is just easier to see through though.
Maybe this is Jesus’ younger brother? He needs a name. Hank? Carlos? Mohammed?
This came from an Onion News style news site.
Genetically, it is entirely possible for two “pure” white people to have a negroid infant. It’s simply … … … sorry. I can’t do it. I’m laughing too hard. Besides I keep getting this image of her bent over on her knees, red and blue glasses on her butt – which is “facing” the TV – and a slightly out of focus penis squirting…
Forget about suing the actor. I didn’t see this warning on Samsung’s label. Sue Samsung!
I feel 3-D dirty.
Are we going to see a rash of blue infants when Dances-with-Smurfs hits HBO?
I’m glad she didn’t see Avatar.
Maybe the husband joined the service to get away from the filthy slut?
Strangely when the ships deployed, the e-club would fill up with women.
It always amazes me how many people fall for this kind of nonsense. Critical thinking seems to be going the way of the dodo. Nobody bothers to go looking for credible sources for the story and had anyone done a search for “Jennifer Stewart” they would find out it’s a porn actress.
Come on people, you can’t be that dumb!
There is no limit to stupidity.
And where can I get one of those tv’s?
See what happens when you watch adult movies!
#17: On the other hand, if you spelled this woman’s name correctly you would find that she isn’t the porn actress.
After watching your politics in the last few years, someone has to be dumb enough to vote either Democrat or Republican. This couple seems to fit the Democrat mould. Since they’re not smart enough to claim God did it, they’re not Republicans.
“Yeah, Jennifer, its just a movie. Yes, with 3-D it seems so real, doesn’t it? And we even have the special “feelie” version that makes it seem like he is actually , errr, “touching” you. But it’s just a movie …”
She should of claimed it was Tiger Wood’s baby
She would have been better off claiming that it was his. Even if they are both “white,” there still is a very small genetic probability that it could be explained away with family lineage. It does make things a bit difficult though when their is no history of recent bi-racial heritage.
This further seems like the type of story that would be seen in the Enquirer and, or Onion.
Dude, I would’ve thought that this would’ve broken the bullshit meter.
The little boy’s face looks like someone from Irak. This is very ironic. Meanwhile the guy was killing these people, one of them was doing his job with his wife….
@iraqiguy Are you a fucking moron? This kid doesn’t look anything like someone from Iraq. You probably have never seen any Iraqi people in your life! Google “Iraqi kid” you retard
She MIGHT be able to explain a very small genetic probability except HER HUSBAND WAS OVERSEAS WHEN SHE CONCEIVED the child! You have to love it when people piss on your head and tell you that it’s just a warm summer shower and then the person being pissed on says “oh ya it is a warm summer shower.”
Well, it is pretty clear that it is a fake but funny new 🙂