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Here is what Gary Shapiro CEO of the Consumer Electronics Association (CEA) said: Dvorak's writing sings with insight and clarity. Whether or not you agree with John's views, he will get you thinking and is never boring. These essays are worth the read!
People don’t realize that basset hounds are highly energetic for the first three years, then fall into a coma and snore for the rest of their lives.
Beer pong took a turn for the worse…
What the h#$! was in that Cordita?
Snoopy trained long and hard for his battle with the Red Baron.
All I can think of is… “Dandruff Scooper”, but of course that doesn’t make any sense … right?
The genetic splicing experiment was a complete success, combining the aeronautical abilities of Dumbo with the adorable cuteness of a beagle pup.
Military applications begin testing soon.
“Bruce was unclear on the concept and misinterpreted the phrase as ‘glide dog’.”
Caption “Throw me up in the air like this again to get a stupid photograph Ill turn around and bite your nuts off asshole.”
DARPA begins work on the beagle guided missile. Testing is halted when the guidance system keeps getting sidetracked by bacon.
Retarded Frisbee?
FLY Doggy FLY… May a new motto for Tea Party ppls?
Flaps @ 30 you’re in the pipe….
“OMG! Why Didn’t you tell me that you were UnderDog!”
Asshole throws dog at camera.
#15:
We now have a winner for the caption contest!
“Super Flying Puppy Attack # 37!!!”
‘I Knew it wouldn’t work, I just knew it. I need the feather! Dumbo had the feather and he was able to fly, I need the feather too!’
Flying Nun has NOTHING on me..
INCOMING DOG!
Call the BALL Maverick! Call the BALL!