Need a band, too, for the little one’s party? Obvious choice is the Insane Clown Posse!

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes. He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster. He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville. ‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then. The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy.
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Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King’s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.




  1. MrMiGu says:

    I just hope he isn’t subjected to the same fate as Vulgar the clown

  2. JMRouse says:

    That’s awesome. I wish my parents had hired one of these for me when I was a kid.

  3. Benjamin says:

    Who says it it an irrational fear?

    “The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.”

  4. ntolman says:

    Humans are encroaching on the natural habitats of the North American Red Nosed Clown. This has caused clowns to start associating humans, namely children, with food. This is an attempt to teach children to fear clowns. However I think having clown hunts similar to moose hunts would be a much better solution.

  5. spsffan says:

    As if clowns aren’t scary enough already! But then again so are women who paint their faces up like that, and hardly anyone takes notice of them.

  6. Cursor_ says:

    OK Let me get this straight.

    The UK won’t allow a kid to act like a kid.
    Won’t let them have a knife in boy scouts.

    BUT will allow parents to stalk their child with an evil clown.

    And who knew that Tony Blair could find work so fast!

    Cursor_

  7. Dr. Rockzo says:

    Didn’t John Wayne Gacy as “Pogo The Clown” get started this way?

  8. sargasso says:

    The world needs an anti-Disney.

  9. KD Martin says:

    You can check out this
    scary clown
    for some humor on Cage Match.


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