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Telegraph.co.uk
Toby Elles, 22, made the discovery after burning the food when he fell asleep while cooking.
After lifting off the scorched bacon Mr Elles, from Salford, Lancs, could not believe his eyes when the Christlike image stared back at him.
The face is complete with eyes, nose, a beard and is framed by long flowing hair.
Mr Elles, a cashier for Halifax Bank, said: “I fell asleep cooking some bacon and it had burned this face onto the pan, it’s some kind of miracle.
It just keeps on happening… Har!
Found by McCullough.
OK, Now He is just messing with us.
I’m thinking he wants bacon….mmmmm..bacon.
Next News: Jesus Frying Pan selling on Ebay for 1 gazillion dollars.
What a philistine. Its clearly Shakespeare.
Now is the breakfast of discontent
Made smoking charcoal by this son of a bitch
Wow, John Lennon in a frying pan. Must be his Plastic Ono Band phase.
Actually, that’s my friend Satan at work. he made an image of God out of scorched pig blood. I must say, he’s got talent!
Ted Nuget!
thats what you get with Sugar and Water in your bacon..
Fell asleep frying some bacon… that’s unpossible.
Dennis Leary was right. Why would Jesus choose to communicate through toast, potato chips, burned frying pans and water stains on highway underpasses? Wouldn’t it be a lot easier to just take over an ad during the Super Bowl?
“and I used THIS frying pan against the burgler!”
It was actually his roommate that fell asleep while cooking – hmmm, I was wondering what that burn unit was doing here
Go figure, I was sacrificing the cat to satan!
Jesus? The jewish guy? Portrait in bacon? Is this some sort of endorsement?
I don’t see much of a beard, but that Jesus has a killer mustache.
Frank Zappa …
2012
Does not anyone see, that this person burnt some bacon in a fry pan, and scraped out portions, to draw a Jesus figure? It’s funny, how easily we are fooled!
I think it looks more like Rasputin, which makes more sense — Jesus, as a Jew, never ate bacon.
(Maybe it’s Francis Bacon?)
it’s really an old pic of charles manson
Come on folks, surely this one is a little bit too obvious that he painted it on with grease!
Fell asleep while cooking? Looks like the Darwin effect failed us this time.
#20. It’s because of the Jewish ban on pork that Jeebus invented Christianity. Bacon will not be denied.
maybe it’s a message that devout Christians need to stop doing the crap they are doing, and wake up! I’m sure the whole anti-gay thing, and the self-righteous stuff, and the twisting of the bible to be a hate tome isn’t sitting well. But no it’s a monetary miracle!
Since, to the faithful, their deity always has a plan, what was the purpose behind leaving their messiah’s likeness in a pool of bacon grease? Where’s Alfred1 to answer these paradoxical questions?
It’s Peter Pan.
Wait if Jesus was Jewish, there is no way he would have shown up in a pan of Bacon as pork is Taboo to their faith.
He would be more likely to show up at a Friday Night Fish Fry in Sheboygan, WI.
He was obviously drunk. People don’t fall asleep while cooking bacon. He’s luck he didn’t burn his house down.
Actually, that’s the new Kenny Loggins Cook Ware.
Jesus of the Bible was a Jewish carpenter, not a weak European with long hair. Jesus would have been strong and stronger than today’s carpenters because he only used hand tools and no electrical tools like modern day carpenters. He also would have been more Jewish than the image we see associated with a picture of Jesus no matter what media are used such as toast, screen door shadows, driveway grease, Oleo, etc.
What does the Bible say Jesus looks like? “13 and in the midst of the lampstands one like a son of man, clothed with a long robe and with a golden sash around his chest. 14 The hairs of his head were white, like white wool, like snow. His eyes were like a flame of fire, 15 his feet were like burnished bronze, refined in a furnace, and his voice was like the roar of many waters. 16 In his right hand he held seven stars, from his mouth came a sharp two-edged sword, and his face was like the sun shining in full strength.”
Revelations 1:13-16
Until I see a depiction of Jesus that looks like that, then I will not believe that any image of Jesus in bread, Oleo, or driveway grease is actually an image of Jesus.
re: #32: “The hairs of his head were white, like white wool, like snow. His eyes were like a flame of fire, 15 his feet were like burnished bronze, refined in a furnace, and his voice was like the roar of many waters. 16 In his right hand he held seven stars, from his mouth came a sharp two-edged sword, and his face was like the sun shining in full strength.”
Benjamin… really? You really think he looked like that? There are absolutely no historical records written during his supposed lifetime, that expressed amazement and astonishment of his existence, or that even mentioned him.
What were the seven stars in his right hand?
#33 “Benjamin… really? You really think he looked like that? There are absolutely no historical records written during his supposed lifetime, that expressed amazement and astonishment of his existence, or that even mentioned him.”
That is what the Bible says Jesus looked like in heaven when John wrote the book of Revelation.
He obviously didn’t look like that on Earth. He was a Jewish carpenter so he must have looked Jewish and had the strength of a carpenter.
#33 “What were the seven stars in his right hand?”
Revelation 1:20 “The mystery of the seven stars that you saw in my right hand and of the seven golden lampstands is this: The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches, and the seven lampstands are the seven churches.”