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Waiting for the state tax refund!
Vokse op.
This is what happens if you do not call a physician after four hours.
You Moron! I left my marshmallow’s right here!
Lee Atwater? I was wondering where you were hiding!
Fox’s Boer War version “Bones”, here is “David Boreanaz” character before some serious manscaping
(sigh)… If you are going to pull a stunt like this, don’t leave the mold in the picture.
The new Republican Health Care Plan
Dammit Jim, I’m a MEDICAL doctor, not an anthropologist!
In the the year 2020, the body of Chad Morgan is mistakenly unearthed by overzealous archaeology students.
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, if they X-rayed your wiener, would they see a bone?
Butt-head: If you had a boner, they would.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. That would be cool.
Goofy was extremely well-preserved – as was the skeleton.
Didn’t I see that on the sci-fi channel late one night?
“…and right here is the peen bone.”
Sir Charles once again shows that the coccyx size is directly proportional to the size of the finger.
His Nobel prize has continually eluded him, however.
This skeleton is a complete fake? No sir! It as real as Glenn Beck’s genus IQ. It’s freakish size merely seems to be an over exaggeration. Especially the near perfect dental work. And aren’t everyone’s palms, one solid bone? No?! Oops!
Now, from the makers of Phony Alien Autopsy, comes Phony Alien Skeletal Remains. Tonite on FOX!
OMG! It has seven teeth! What has seven teeth?
Homo erectus
Anthropologists have determined from the over-sized hands and other appendages and the apparent perpetual grin, that it appears this primate line likely masturbated themselves into instinction..
Homer dies a sad death. Alcohol poisoning via Duff beer. D’oh!
I told him and told him, stop playing with yourself, it’ll kill ya and give ya big teeth.
Now, look what happened….
You can tell the man stooping beside the so-called remains, isn’t a real scientist. Real scientists don’t garb themselves like meat packers, while out in the field. Not unless this is his second job. Wholesale butcher by night, anthropologist by day. When does he get the time to sleep?
I see we mistakenly named this species “Big Foot.” I’m glad we do not have a plaster cast of THAT!