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Woman crashes car while shaving her crotch — This stuff in Florida just writes itself!
Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old Florida resident, was so excited to be meeting her boyfriend in Key West that she decided to use the travel time to do a little extra grooming.
But Ms. Barnes, cruising Highway 1 behind the wheel of her Ford Thunderbird, wasn’t applying extra lipstick or tweezing her eyebrows; she was preparing her bikini line by doing a little lady gardening.
According to the Florida Highway Patrol, Barnes’ Thunderbird rammed a pickup truck causing minor injuries to the three passengers inside. Barnes, whose ex-husband was with her in the vehicle, drove about a half-mile past the accident scene, where it is alleged that she pulled over to switch places with her former hubby so that Barnes wouldn’t appear to have been behind the wheel.
Found by Adam Merkley.
thank god she wasn’t talking on a cell phone or sending text messages…
Drive-by privat topiary….could start a new trend.
/hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
please dont make me laugh…NOOOO PLEASEEEE!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Can you say..
PEEK A BOOOO!!!
Wait, she was driving with her ex husband to see her boyfriend? And he tried to cover for her? What the hell…
[hey..Florida!! — ed.]
http://tinyurl.com/shavedkitty
I guess the sergeants were in the back seat.
Even more wacky florida-ness at the end of the article, where arresting office states:
“About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot,” Trooper Dunick said, “who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”
Unfortunately, the accident interfered with the vagazzaling that was sure to follow.
Traumatic clitorectomy?
Where there exist a set of things that should not be done while driving, there is a subset of things that should not be done except in the privacy of your own home bathroom.
I appreciate grooming and such, but I wouldn’t date anyone who did that grooming in front of others, especially someone from a past relationship.
Dvorak I wonder where you surf the web to find these kinda news … phew! *kookoo!kookoo!* Just blew my mind …
Lest anyone mistake this for hotness, a look at her mug shot is in order:
http://keywestmugshots.com/115367
How is living in Florida still legal?
#13
So she REALLY needed a shave?
It would have been entirely inappropriate for her to ask the ex-husband to do the shaving. So it seems she had no choice. Case dismissed.
And of course her ex was too busy looking at her, let alone warn her of incoming traffic.
Somethin’ smells fishy about this story!
First of all this woman’s driving down the road to visit her boyfriend while shaving her bush with her ex-husband in the car. That’s a lot less probable than just about any other story I could think of. I think there’s got to be a more probable explanation here somewhere and I’m sure it’s got something to do with the ex-husband.
Sounds like Joy Hickey (Earl’s ex) is now alive and living in Florida. Sometimes you think nobody can be as stupid as the people on that Tv show. But then….
Shaving is last year. Bushes are back in.
Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old Florida resident, was so excited to be meeting her boyfriend in Key West that she decided to use the travel time to do a little extra grooming.
Barnes, whose ex-husband was with her in the vehicle, drove about a half-mile past the accident scene, where it is alleged that she pulled over to switch places with her former hubby so that Barnes wouldn’t appear to have been behind the wheel.
WTF
I get the ex-husband. As soon the ‘lady’ gets married to another guy he no longer has to pay spousal support. He’d probably do whatever it takes to get rid of that anchor around his neck.
I hope that she did not nick her Beaver. Poor little thing.
Her exhusband is going with her to meet her boy friend and she is driving and trimming the brush when she rear ends another vehicle and her exhusband is willing to take the fall for the wreck?
#13 I clicked your link and all I can say is there is not enough beer on a delivery truck to even want to see what she was grooming.
BURMA SHAVE..
On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit’s foot
Didn’t save
The bunny
Burma-Shave
Bloody hell!
Borat says, “shaved, is nice”.
I love this story, it has made my day!