“Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn, Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) said. “He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.”

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: “I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me.”

Touching another man in the shower is grounds for an ass-whooping. At least put a towel on you lunatic.




  1. Father says:

    More frightening than Cheney.

  2. Thinker says:

    So he’s Obama’s go to boy. Chief of Staff’s usually don’t stay full term.

  3. sargasso says:

    We call Chiefs of Staff, “Whips”. For obvious reasons.

  4. Dr Dodd says:

    Rahm Emanuel, the one time ballerina seems to have watched “The Godfather” one too many times.

    Guess that makes him, Rahm the Fairy Godfather.

  5. MikeN says:

    Aren’t the newspapers saying that’s what Massa goes for?

  6. spsffan says:

    Poking a finger at someone’s chest is battery (at least in California). Massa should press charges.

    Oh, and Rahm’s tush isn’t the part that most needs covering. Oh, never mind. The entire man is a dick.

    And what kind of racist spoof of a name is Massa anyway???

  7. EvilPoliticians says:

    The Dem juggernaut is falling apart under it’s own weight. And the finger pointing is entertaining if not disturbing for our future.

    Also loved the part the shower stalls have no curtains. Unbelievable.

  8. Bob says:

    Must have something to do with the corruption left over from Bush. Now that the Dems are in charge all the corruption is gone. Isn’t it?

  9. EvilPoliticians says:

    #8 Bob – Yep. No corruption. Pelosi drained the swamp.

  10. bill says:

    WTF? is going on? Are we in some kind of StarTrek ‘time loop’ with these bozo’s?

    Maybe we need to think about cleaning house (and senate) again.

    Do you want to be President?

  11. John E. Quantum says:

    He’d have been far more upset if it had been Nancy Pelosi coming at him in the shower.

  12. EvilPoliticians says:

    #11 – John E. Quantum

    Thanks so much. Now I know my nightmare tonight…

  13. qb says:

    Massa: kettle meet pot.
    Emanuel: pot meet kettle.

  14. Curtis E. Flush says:

    Massa is resigning. Rahm is desperate to fill his seat.

  15. brm says:

    Can someone please explain to me why there’s even a “Congressional gym” in the first place?

  16. McCullough says:

    #16. Well we can’t have the privileged working out with the peasants now can we?

  17. Sir Dude says:

    # 11 John E. Quantum:

    OOOOh, there’s an image I didn’t need before dinner time!

    Must. Vomit. Now.

  18. Mr. Show says:

    Did Rahm poke Massa in the chest with that gnarly looking half-finger? Yikes!

  19. MikeN says:

    Maybe it’s behavior like this that is causing the Democrats to nominate candidates for Congress who want Obama impeached.

  20. Awake says:

    Massa has not one single ounce of credibility. He had to quit for ethical violations (the gay harassment of one of his employees is just the tip of the iceberg) and gets no backup from the Obama admin, so he runs to Glenn Beck to tell unprovable stories. Glenn Beck of all people, a guy that tries to give credibility to Martians influencing the Obama admin.

    Massa… show us some traceable corruption
    instead of telling us personal gay fantasies.. come on… I dare you… you can’t… come on… anything…

  21. Bob says:

    This is obviously Bush’s fault. I don’t know how, but it has to be.

  22. bryanforst says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this makes Massa sound like a whiny pussy?

  23. Mark T. says:

    This should make for an interesting Saturday Night Live skit this week.

  24. Dr Dodd says:

    You do have to wonder why there are no shower curtains and why are there peep holes in the walls?

    And why does Barney Frank always have sheetrock dust layered across his nose?

  25. User7 says:

    Obviously the shower stalls in the congressional gym don’t have shower curtains because Congressmen are not to be trusted.

  26. jman says:

    #21

    Massa didn’t “harass” anyone. He was at a wedding party for one of his staffers, with his wife sitting next to him. A Staffer joked with him that he should go take the bride to be away. He joked back something like “maybe i should take you big boy” and that was it. that guy was joking with him about it and somebody else who overheard it decided to be outraged over a joke, for the guy who was involved in the joking.

    Stupid PC BS. I’m a conservative and even I’m defending the Dem on this one

  27. dawn says:

    Sorry, Mr. Conservative, but you might want to pick another pol to defend.

  28. qb says:

    Trust Dodd to go for the gay bath house angle. He loves that stuff.

  29. Robert says:

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    http://stupidassnews.wordpress.com/2010/03/09/obama-names-new-czar-of-coercion-and-cutlery/

    Keep smiling! 🙂


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