Brothel owners in the [Swiss] Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer’s hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.
The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication.
His death followed a series of other incidents, some fatal, in which heart attacks have claimed brothel customers in the area.
The owner of one sex club said: “Having customers die on us isn’t exactly good publicity”.
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One can argue it’s actually good publicity.
If you went right after you came, it wouldn’t be a bad way to go.
#2 I’m with you RTaylor… I wouldn’t mind dying right after sex when I’m 95 or so… 😀
Good publicity. The ride must be awesome… If you’re healthy enough to take it.
This happened in Australia too (where brothels are not illegal). A divorced guy picked up his son and stopped at a brothel for a quickie. He made his son wait in the car. Dad had a heart attack inside and died. It took the brothel, medics, and police a while to figure out who the kid in the car in the carpark was.
You have to wonder about the call to that kid’s mom…
I am suggesting this post be voted on to be place in the “humor” section as well 😀
If you gotta go, I can think of worse ways.
#4 Phydeau said, “I wouldn’t mind dying right after sex when I’m 95 or so…”
Maybe with a partner for once???
…sorry.
As noted many males figure this is a better way to go out than in a nursing home.