Found by Cináedh.




  1. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Some birds make their dinosaur ancestry seem more apparent than others. This bird could almost have been the model for the sinister eyes of Steven Spielberg’s Velociraptor.

    Please tell me this isn’t Dick Cheney’s last Halloween costume.

  2. LDA says:

    Very cool. What is it?

  3. Oil of Dog says:

    Are YOU Talkin to ME??

  4. Weary Reaper says:

    Pissed off bird is really, really pissed off!

  5. knightheat says:

    You’re an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill…and you ain’t gettin’ this one!

  6. Improbus says:

    #3 FTW … That was my exact thought.

  7. Amar says:

    ALLRIGHT! Who ate the last Valentines’ Day cupcake!

  8. USA says:

    Commando Solo

  9. rgspro says:

    Hey, isn’t that the bald eagle from the Muppet show? Man, old age has not been nice to him.

  10. Luc says:

    No one is gonna top #5. 🙂

  11. bac says:

    I look down my nose at those creationists/IDers.

  12. USA says:

    At the Mercantile Exchange, commodities such as cotton, gold, and coffee are bought and sold daily by anxious traders representing customers around the world. The traders for a commodity assemble on steps in a circular “pit,” which is surrounded by banks of television screens flashing information on commodity prices, world news, and other financial information. Also surrounding each pit are digital clocks flashing ever-fleeting time down to the second.

    In the pits, bodies shake, arms wave, necks strain, and shouts rise as traders hawk deals, hone terms and scheme to bluff one another. As new information flickers onto the massive screens, the traders make split-second decisions affecting millions of dollars worth of commodities.

    All victory is fleeting. The lights flickered from the snow storm and God do we need more cheap fuel for the generators and plows. That’s an oil freebird no doubt. Looks like a Sea-130. Bet it flies low and slow.

  13. dusanmal says:

    “I eat dead people…”

  14. USA says:

    We’re doing hawk deals. You guys can trade the oil up. You’ll go bust doing that and end up shopping at Hugo Mart with marxist checkout girls! You do what you want. You’re going to anyways.

  15. rdog1677 says:

    All your base are belong to us!

  16. footmoger says:

    It’s dodo bird, eh?

  17. USA says:

    I ate a parrot. Tasted like chicken, turkey, duck. That bird could imitate anything. Fried the SOB in oil.

  18. Neumann says:

    “and then there’s Maude.”

  19. SparkyOne says:

    What “no-fly list” are you talking about ahole?

  20. eightnote says:

    Time to go scrounge up some Metamucil…

  21. Skeptic says:

    I gets my beak color from eat’n tigers.

  22. Birdbrain says:

    IllEagle

  23. WmDE says:

    Pro-choice my ass! I am a stork dammit!

  24. NOTme says:

    wait, I know this guy! I used to work for him.

  25. McCullough says:

    I tawt I taw a Puddy Tat….a Dead PUTTY TAT!

  26. garyk says:

    Human, or as I like to say, “dinner”, I will give you a ten second head start.

  27. Buy radiesse says:

    Hey, What is the name of that bird. You haven’ specified it. I think its photoshopped, isn’t it?

  28. WmDE says:

    The bird ia a shoebill.

  29. baldheadedguy says:

    KEVIN!!!


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