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- A Post of the Infamous “Dvorak” Video
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Even more hilarious if you understand the context… ;D
It would be nice to have a link that didn’t automatically load and play. Whenever you load the blog.
What’s the original context, before the video was doctored?
hmmmm I was too impatient to wait for it to countdown to 1. So what happens?
the flash wasnt working in opera… so i checked the page validation
OMG!!! 320 errors??? who is coding your pages there??
Sooo who is that guy
How astoundingly tedious! There must be an online award for that.
@3 As you notice at the end this is advertisement/appeal from the swedish state (public service) TV which is financed by a mandatory “license fee” for TV receivers. You upload a photo for insertion into the video, hence the load times.
JCD! My Hero!
PS Click in the center for smaller file and make sure you aren’t downloading anything.
Make it STOP! Make it stop! Make it… it…
Dvorak. Dvorak is good. Our savior. He will feed us. Clothe us. Rid us of impure bodily fluids.
RBG
Hold it, Hold it RBG!
This is JCD, not BHO!
It took a long time to load… but I guess it was worth it… wait…
Thank GOD is wasn’t POTUS
I wonder if it will work with the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
I always knew it!
WTF? After 15 seconds of wasted life, I stopped whatever this shit was supposed to be. FAIL.
#2
“It would be nice to have a link that didn’t automatically load and play. Whenever you load the blog.”
Firefox + Noscript http://noscript.net/
OK how many people made it to the beginning of the movie?
if you made it that far then you made it to the end….. VERY GOOD JCD, VERY GOOD!!
that was a long way around to a payoff!!
I guess that just shows the “want it now/don’t want to wait” thinking these interwebs has given us…..
LM
Another hero.
NOW THAT WAS F’IN FUNNY!
Tell you what, it takes a _LONG_ time to render on an Atom Z530 CPU.
For those who can’t wait, the ending is: The butler did it – who knew?!
I think we all knew you had it in John.
Who cares if cherman can’t use good English? But who’s at fault for this “story”? Gasparrini? Dvorak? It is absolutely asinine to allow this to play automatically; even no-script doesn’t stop it. This attempt to show something funny is rendered an insult by the unwanted sound effects. Moreover, the puerile sense of humor responsible for this was probably intensified by forcing it on unsuspecting people. Here’s another idea for people of your ilk: next time you’re driving in the rain, aim your car for the puddles -that way you can splash pedestrians! That’ll keep you yukking it up until something serious happens in your life. Imbeciles!
Hey, it made my subwoofer boom. That’s nice so I turned up the volume and listened… Then DVORAK! Geez…
I like it! John you need to make whoever a knight!
Hilarious!! Too bad the iPad people will never get to see it….
Wow, I’m thouroughly disgusted when watching this. Especially since I pay fucking $200 for having a government run channel compete with other broadcasting networks. They show SHIT programming. Fuck them.
And this piece of shit propaganda is… ridiculous.
Like Sentril said, closed the page to get rid of it. WTF