1. ECA says:

    lets see…

    Pokemon/wii/GUITAR GAME..

    3 girls and a strapon..

    Bozz
    and a FUN TIME TONITE..

  2. Jägermeister says:

    How Scott Brown’s daughters maintained their virginity.

  3. Randomized says:

    Reason #37 why I don’t play fake instruments.

  4. Killer Duck says:

    Another night at the TWIT Cottage.

  5. bk1 says:

    Good one Killer Duck. And John is to the left playing Bongo Hero.

  6. Lou Minatti says:

    Keanu Reeves, in a desperate bid to restart his flagging career, agrees to be a spokesperson for Guitar Hero in Japan.

  7. Nik (no C) says:

    never seen three forms of birth control used at once.

  8. moshguy says:

    In a 2001 survey, condom maker Durex found that Japan ranked dead last among 28 countries in the frequency of sex: The average Japanese had sex just 36 times a year. Hong Kong was next to last with 63. (Americans ranked No. 1 at 124 times a year.) — USA Today

  9. the rising fun says:

    #8 It’s a survey. The Japaneses are so
    polite and private I doubt the numbers are
    very accurate.

  10. Uncle Don says:

    Since moving to a condo, Uncle Dave really knows how to throw a wild party. Look him up next time you’re in Vegas.

  11. Kelvington says:

    The word “Fail-gasim” had not been clearly defined until one night where a magical culmination of booze, pokemon, Micky Dees, and futons were mixed together in a single dorm room. While grown men were oblivious to girls getting it on behind them. This was the day that “Fail-gasim” came into it’s own.

  12. Rick Cain says:

    “Why Asian guys never get the hottest women”

  13. chris says:

    Paradise Lost.

  14. hhopper says:

    Maybe we shouldn’t have mixed the green, yellow and pink elixirs together. Carl is acting strange.

  15. AdmFubar says:

    pocket monster FAIL!!!!

  16. Joe Dirt says:

    Get off the guitar and POKE-IT-MON!!!!!!

  17. compucat says:

    Why Asian guys always get the Hottest & wildest chicks!

  18. Dave says:

    “Yet another case of misplaced focus”

  19. WmDE says:

    Pre-election strategy meeting of the Massachusetts Democratic Party leadership.

  20. LotsaLuck says:

    #19 “Pre-election strategy meeting of the Massachusetts Democratic Party leadership.”

    ROTFL

  21. Hastur says:

    Manliness Fail

  22. billabong says:

    My girlfreind is having a threesome behind my back.

  23. The0ne says:

    “How guys remain virgins…”

    Of course this is because parties nowadays girls and woman will dance and sex themselves instead of enjoying the activities with a boy or man. Don’t believe me? Go to any dance, club, college party that you can find and come back and say the same thing. Sure it’s not 100% but don’t bet your ass it’s not happening. Ah the good life of celibacy 🙂

  24. FirstTimeCaller says:

    The population decline in Japan coincides with the rise in popularity of video games (especially amongst males).

  25. jealousmonk says:

    Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus.

  26. Anonymous says:

    It’s obvious you’re a Nerd when…

    (You’d rather be a sudo-“fuzzy” Pica-Chu playing Guitar Hero instead of watching the girls!)

  27. The0ne says:

    With the amount of booze laying around and judging by how fck up they are, I wouldn’t be surprise if I woke up naked, with you know what in one of the 3 girls you know what and with each of my hand on their you know what and my mouth still going at it on each of the girls you know what 🙂

    hahaha

  28. pedro's (very embarrased) daddy says:

    pedro is off camera with his goat. No one would play with him.

  29. George says:

    Cosplay gone wrong.

  30. Jopa says:

    Absolute loser.


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