In a 2001 survey, condom maker Durex found that Japan ranked dead last among 28 countries in the frequency of sex: The average Japanese had sex just 36 times a year. Hong Kong was next to last with 63. (Americans ranked No. 1 at 124 times a year.) — USA Today
The word “Fail-gasim” had not been clearly defined until one night where a magical culmination of booze, pokemon, Micky Dees, and futons were mixed together in a single dorm room. While grown men were oblivious to girls getting it on behind them. This was the day that “Fail-gasim” came into it’s own.
Of course this is because parties nowadays girls and woman will dance and sex themselves instead of enjoying the activities with a boy or man. Don’t believe me? Go to any dance, club, college party that you can find and come back and say the same thing. Sure it’s not 100% but don’t bet your ass it’s not happening. Ah the good life of celibacy 🙂
With the amount of booze laying around and judging by how fck up they are, I wouldn’t be surprise if I woke up naked, with you know what in one of the 3 girls you know what and with each of my hand on their you know what and my mouth still going at it on each of the girls you know what 🙂
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lets see…
Pokemon/wii/GUITAR GAME..
3 girls and a strapon..
Bozz
and a FUN TIME TONITE..
How Scott Brown’s daughters maintained their virginity.
Reason #37 why I don’t play fake instruments.
Another night at the TWIT Cottage.
Good one Killer Duck. And John is to the left playing Bongo Hero.
Keanu Reeves, in a desperate bid to restart his flagging career, agrees to be a spokesperson for Guitar Hero in Japan.
never seen three forms of birth control used at once.
In a 2001 survey, condom maker Durex found that Japan ranked dead last among 28 countries in the frequency of sex: The average Japanese had sex just 36 times a year. Hong Kong was next to last with 63. (Americans ranked No. 1 at 124 times a year.) — USA Today
#8 It’s a survey. The Japaneses are so
polite and private I doubt the numbers are
very accurate.
Since moving to a condo, Uncle Dave really knows how to throw a wild party. Look him up next time you’re in Vegas.
The word “Fail-gasim” had not been clearly defined until one night where a magical culmination of booze, pokemon, Micky Dees, and futons were mixed together in a single dorm room. While grown men were oblivious to girls getting it on behind them. This was the day that “Fail-gasim” came into it’s own.
“Why Asian guys never get the hottest women”
Paradise Lost.
Maybe we shouldn’t have mixed the green, yellow and pink elixirs together. Carl is acting strange.
pocket monster FAIL!!!!
Get off the guitar and POKE-IT-MON!!!!!!
Why Asian guys always get the Hottest & wildest chicks!
“Yet another case of misplaced focus”
Pre-election strategy meeting of the Massachusetts Democratic Party leadership.
#19 “Pre-election strategy meeting of the Massachusetts Democratic Party leadership.”
ROTFL
Manliness Fail
My girlfreind is having a threesome behind my back.
“How guys remain virgins…”
Of course this is because parties nowadays girls and woman will dance and sex themselves instead of enjoying the activities with a boy or man. Don’t believe me? Go to any dance, club, college party that you can find and come back and say the same thing. Sure it’s not 100% but don’t bet your ass it’s not happening. Ah the good life of celibacy 🙂
The population decline in Japan coincides with the rise in popularity of video games (especially amongst males).
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus.
It’s obvious you’re a Nerd when…
(You’d rather be a sudo-“fuzzy” Pica-Chu playing Guitar Hero instead of watching the girls!)
With the amount of booze laying around and judging by how fck up they are, I wouldn’t be surprise if I woke up naked, with you know what in one of the 3 girls you know what and with each of my hand on their you know what and my mouth still going at it on each of the girls you know what 🙂
hahaha
pedro is off camera with his goat. No one would play with him.
Cosplay gone wrong.
Absolute loser.