Sitting down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.
“I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana! I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face,” she told The Daily Telegraph.
The impact of seeing Christ pressed into the banana did not stop the 39-year-old of Haberfield from still eating the fruit and depositing the holy peel.
“I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.”
Hey, body of Christ, right?
Looks like Mohammed to me. Oh crap.
Oh muh gosh! It’s the second coming of Nixon!
Cheers,
Ed L
Jesus, monkey… Same difference.
Looks like a monkey with hair to me.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Kieth Richards
Proof, Jesus evolved from a banana.
OMGWTF!!1!11ONEone
its OSAMA
Looks more like the “King of Pop” to me.
Charles Manson is a closer match.
“I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.”
I think Jesus is trying to tell us to believe in evolution!
That’s one ripe Jesus banana.
I think it’s the crotchbomber’s underwear.
Dr. Cornelius
Looks like Bigfoot.
I wonder if it has anything to do with this video:
I’ve never considered before how phalic Jesus is, but …
Invest a little scratch…
make a prophet in bananas.
JimR,
Get thee to a punnery!! (Good one … or actually two)
#15 shouldnt that be the planet of the grapes???
this should solve the mystery ..
Looks more like a Yeti to me…
re#21, Misanthropic Scott… glad I could give you a chuckle. 🙂
Looks more like Harry Knowles…
Zippy the Pinhead
Sometimes, when my banana is properly serviced I talk about God and Jesus and stuff….
I’m waiting for the plate of spaghetti resembling Jesus, or JCD.
Jesus Spaghetti…
OMG! That’s my gay uncle Harvey! The old fruit said he’d come back to haunt me…
I’m thinking it’s Richard Kiel of “Jaws” Fame: