Craig Lynch Mugshot

London, England (CNN) British police have appealed for information about the whereabouts of an escaped prisoner who has been telling the world via Facebook about his life as a fugitive.

Craig Lynch, 28, escaped Hollesley Bay open prison near Suffolk, eastern England, back in September, but has continued to update his Facebook status regularly — describing everything from his meals to who his next girlfriend will be.

“mmm i just had a 12lb venison steak. Roasted veg and chips, bangin meal. I feel stuffed but still got room for the j.d’s . Hope you enjoyed the meal babe’s. We’ll have to eat here again” Lynch wrote on his wall.

In another posting from earlier this week Lynch wrote “Is thinkin, which lucky girl will be my first of 2010!!.”

What an idiot.




  1. nitespy says:

    What kind of sicko can eat a 12lb venison steak in one meal?!

  2. LOWER CASE SCREEN NAME says:

    He’s going to tear out his ass trying to poop out that meal. Yikes.

    Otherwise, he’s pretty much stupid enough to fit right in in Congress in the Democratic caucus. Hell, He could take over for Pelosi or Reid.

  3. Buzz says:

    Offer a billion dollar reward. Then renege.

  4. deowll says:

    Britain is a police state. They have camera’s everywhere. I thought they could and pretty much did trace everything and record it. How the bleep can they not know where he is at with a fairly high level of certainty?

    Perhaps they are having a problem with data mining? That is the required information is in there somewhere, they just can’t find it?

    I don’t think the guy can escape the country. That being the case he might as well have his fun posting on line until he gets caught. He may also be telling great big fat lies to misguide the enemy.

  5. Benjamin says:

    Who is the idiot: he or the authorities who can’t catch him?

  6. Apparently he’s hiding out with Osama.

  7. Daniel says:

    What the hell is an “open prison”??


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