The incident at Dish began in the men’s room when Herbers became annoyed because the urinal and stalls were occupied. Herbers says two men were together inside the same stall. He says Lambert carried on a conversation with the pair while he used the urinal.

Herbers says he asked the men to vacate the stall because they were not using the toilet. He said the pair refused, at which time Lambert began yelling obscenities and showing aggression towards Herbers. Herbers says Lambert then pushed and grabbed him and bit off part of his nose. According to Herbers, Lambert and the other two men fled the scene.

Herbers says he called police and was transported to an area hospital. In the complaint, Herbers claims he suffered permanent disfigurement to his nose and face and will need plastic surgery and possibly a prosthetic nose. The police report says Herbers entire left nostril was missing.

I think someone needs some anger management counseling… hmmmm?




  1. Dallas says:

    Please don’t give Republican Joe Wilson any ideas for an encore.

  2. jbellies says:

    Dog bites man. No animals were harmed in the construction of this joke. No insult is implied or intended, towards any member of the canine family.

  3. chuck says:

    Can’t two men share a stall (without using the toilet) without someone getting their nose bit off?

  4. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Sounds like a bunch of drunk assholes to me.

  5. Reganvelter says:

    “I’ve been waiting for You,Clarisse!”

  6. ECA says:

    I would love to see HOW this fight was fought.
    HOW in hell did 1 person get close enough to BITE the others nose.

    GRABBED him and pulled him CLOSE enough to bite his nose??
    Im sorry, I cant see it.

  7. Breetai says:

    Okay I think I have to point out the obvious here.

    It’s a fucking lovers quarrel.

  8. Benjamin says:

    This story is so gay.

  9. Two to the Head says:

    Lambert VS Tyson ! This Saturday on Pay Per View!

  10. John E. Quantum says:

    Maybe Michael Jackson’s family could donate one of MJ’s noses since he doesn’t need ’em anymore.

  11. bob says:

    Ahhhhhh…. my home town.

    I’m so proud.

  12. Faxon says:

    Local TV News. Such bullshit.

  13. Faxon says:

    What I notice is how the dumbass reporter is standing in front of the restaurant six months after the incident. Why? So she can bring you the “latest”, “live”. I hate television news. I am employed as a tv news photographer, tech, editor, livetruck one man does it all schlump. And it is all so stupid I can’t stand it any more. Fortunately, I will be retired in two years, so I hold my nose and go to work. Like a garbage man.

  14. AdmFubar says:

    i think one got confused when the other mentioned he needed to blow his nose..

  15. Glenn E. says:

    Bet the security tapes of the fleeing males, goes missing. Got to protect the homos from any public embarrassment. Or a lawsuit might result.

  16. msbpodcast says:

    Yay!

    If only he’d been on his knees. Chomp!!!

  17. Animby says:

    Might not be a sex thing. If the two guys using the stall were carrying on a conversation with the attorney, maybe they were using some illicit substance.

    Did they charge the guy with nasault and bitery?

  18. deowll says:

    I think some people need a better place to meet up and have sex than the only available place to take a leak or a dump.


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