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Well I guess its about as funny as an Adam Sandler movie.
I drive past that sign each morning.
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Very funny especially given the season. Now post one of a black man eating a watermelon or a nice lynching photo.
Well, if Mary was as cool as everyone says she was I bet she thinks this is hysterical. Joseph? I’m not so sure.
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Ha! That was hilarious. Nothing like a little religious humour to bring out religious whiners, as if religion is above ridicule.
I assume this means that God is well hung.
#8, Hopper,
Well I heard his son was. He was so well hung he even rose again on the third day.
“Contact your doctor if you experience a resurrection taking more than three days.”
From: Obamaforever—the implicit atheist
To: all
They say that God’s sperm entered Mary
via her ear canal and this is why, technically,
Mary is a virgin.
Isn’t theology wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#11, Mr. Obamaforever,
Yeah, but wasn’t her hearing phuked up after that?
I love when stuff likes this makes all the “Invisible People” worshippers get all frothy at the mouth. Just makes them look loonier than they did 5 minutes ago.
From: Obamaforever (the implicit atheist)
To: Mr. Fusion
per #12
I am thinking that there would be no God
“stuff” in her ear. One has to figure out
how God’s sperm entered her ear canal and
from there made the trip to her reproduction
bits. How the sperm made it pass the stomach
acid is anybodies’ guess? I am thinking the
sperm made a detour. Anyhow, this is unnecessary
conjuncture because God’s sperm are like very
small ghosts. Ghosts can walk through walls.
God’s ghost sperm can move from the ear
canal directly to Mary’s reproduction bits
without encountering any stomach acid,
bile, nasty waste products, etc.
I know, I know some of you nit-pickers have
a few problems with what you have just read. I will be blunt. What you have read is dogma. When
nit-pickers have questioned dogma they have
been burnt at the stake.
So question at your own risk. You have been
warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m still working on how old everyone is when they go to heaven. And how you get the clothing contract.
RBG
Oh you atheists are getting soo lame. Sam Kinison was all over this back in the 80’s. Now you want FUNNY, listen again to him explain why Jesus was never married.
Strictly speaking, this is blasphemy, not heresy. Heresy is the espousal of a recognized unorthodoxy.
Mr. Fusion said, “He was so well hung he even rose again on the third day.”
That’s not so great. Even when I’m hungover I can usually manage to rise again the next day.
“Heresy of the Day”
Are we down to one now?
Damn recession!
Hahahahaha!
This blog needs a daily Blaspheme of the day post.
E-Tard strikes again!
Maybe next pic of the day we could have buddha farting in a tub of green jello.
The next day Mohammad screwing a camel and if that is too over the top, maybe screwing a camel jockey.
For the science based crowd that don’t believe in “invisible people in the sky” crap, a good uprising of global warming denying or flat earth propaganda.
For Mac owners the pic of the day could be a Windows owner with money to buy a hooker while the Mac owner has to watch internet porn alongside a box of tissues.
Oh, I love the possibilities. And even better, I love having a sense of humor.
P)
#23 Ralph!!! How dare you suggest we publish images of Mohammad! That’s HATE speech.
Driedledor, you’re going to Hell unto the Lordeth for that one. lolllzzz
#15, Mr. Obamaforever,
So question at your own risk. You have been
warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do queries count in the question category?
26 Fusion : how dare you bring up his sexual orientation!