What can you say to the husband except, “Way to go, stud!” Of course, I assume he’s gone deaf so he can’t hear the compliment.
A woman who was given an anti-social behaviour order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.
Caroline and Steve Cartwright’s love-making was described as “murder” and “unnatural” at Newcastle Crown Court. Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.
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“It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded by the duration – this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time. It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night.”Sunderland City Council told the court they had recorded noise levels of up to 47 decibels using equipment installed at Cartwright’s neighbour’s house. World Health Organisation guidelines state that 30 decibels is enough to cause sleep disturbance.
Just goes to show that looks aren’t everything.
They were both screaming in terror.
Damn. Rock on, brother!
I’m trying so hard not to comment on that picture.
I would hazard that the guy is blind and well as deaf, Dave 😉
In that case I would really call it “bumpin’ uglies.”
Maybe the screaming would subside if they’d just turn the lights off…
i reckon that’s “compliment”
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Her 15 minutes.
Two words.
Ball Gag
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I had a cat in my neighborhood with just the same problem, cured it with an old boot.
“No sex please, We’re British”
47 decibels is fucking loud!
It must be a little embarrassing to have the whole street know your sex life. On the other hand, there are now a lot of wives demanding the same of their husbands.
If she was a Republican I’d just tell her to shove a sock in it. Her mouth.
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Steve #13 – An average human adult can scream at over 100 dB.
I say she wasn’t trying very hard.
I don’t know, I think I might call sex with her pretty “unnatural”.
We will “punish” you for fucking your brains if it disturbs the individuals around you. But you can quietly fuck your brains outs and produce 8 children you can’t afford and require substantial taxpayer funding, we won’t interfere at all.
“World Health Organisation guidelines state that 30 decibels is enough to cause sleep disturbance.”
I don’t think they were sleeping….
Seriously, she’s probably loud all the time….one of those forever screaming women, and the husband who can ignore her.