Gotta get that Privy installed on the Sled.
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LUMP of coal my Asss..TRY THIS.
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these guys like comedy, WAIT till they slip on this..
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This is what you get for letting them STEAL MY SLED..
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Santa is returning the 6 pack he “borrowed” from your fridge.
“Oh what fun it is to pee..from this chimney”
Damn Eggnog runs right through you!
When you’re driving all night, you gotta take a break somewhere…
Light leak.
Answering Amy Winehouse’s Christmas wish to have hot monkey sex with Santa had unfortunate consequences for Santa.
Merry Pissmas!
Now even Santa is getting into “Trickle Down” economics!
Santa leaving a gift at pedro’s house. notice the goat tracks.
Wasting Energy!
It burns when I pee.
Santa just passed though Chernobyl, and needed a pitstop.
If all other analysis fails try urinalysis.
Tacky is as tacky does.
Go! Go! Go! Merry Christmas!
Santa sharing a little Christmas spirits.
I ran out of coal.
Santa!! I said I wanted a “Wii” for Christmas!
Ho Ho Ho, who wouldn’t go….
A guy has to do what a guy has to do… so what?
Ho, ho – anyway.
Ciao!
Santa Claus delivering the champagne.
Gotta get that Privy installed on the Sled.
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LUMP of coal my Asss..TRY THIS.
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these guys like comedy, WAIT till they slip on this..
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This is what you get for letting them STEAL MY SLED..
Whiz the Season.
YOU REALLY THINK, that PRANKING santa is a good idea..
Wait for this to Thaw in spring..
“Santa’s got your climate change right over here!”
“Guess I should stay off the white stuff I feed the reindeer. They fly, I pee.”
At least he didnt go down the chimney, I would of