Click pic to get your inner bacon on

From the people who brought you Baconnaise, bacon flavored popcorn and, of course (who could forget?), Mayonnaise Wrestling! At least it isn’t also covered in chocolate. Or chicken fried. Or both.


And tonight is the night for the world famous Bacathalon!




  1. eaze says:

    only retards eat pork…

  2. widgethead says:

    Call me a retard then mmmmm bacon.

  3. Steve S says:

    Bacon… God’s most perfect food.

  4. jbenson2 says:

    The “Religion of Peace” advocates are not going to be happy with this influx of bacon related products.

  5. Mr Diesel says:

    Who gives a shit what the Muslim morons think.

  6. Rabble Rouser says:

    Me, I want bacon donuts!

  7. pedro's (very embarrassed) daddy says:

    my bastard spawn would like this. he will lick anything. especially if it is brown.

    when he was just a little retard, some big kids told him to lick their butt holes. pedro liked it so much he fell in love with the guy that had chili the night before. today pedro is a big retard but he still likes to lick brown things.

    he wanted us to get him one of those pot belly pigs for a pet. no way hosea`. we got him a goat instead and he named it dick. i’m thinking we should have gone for the pig.

  8. StoopidFlanders says:

    So the postal service is in the red, again this year. This is just another marketing ploy to get you to purchase failed government services that you don’t need.

  9. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    If God didn’t want us to eat pigs he shouldn’t have made them out of bacon.

  10. 888 says:

    I’d prefer puss… oops! I meant fish-tasting MMMenvelopes 😀

  11. BigBoyBC says:

    Bacon flavored envelopes, interesting…

    Kind of reminds me of the time when the US Postal Service wanted to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution…

    It cost $100, and was the only stamp, that when you licked it… It licked you back…

  12. Lick My Pigs Balls For Antidote 2 Swine Flu says:

    Swine flu virus contained in each one.

    Can the postman give these to the dog for treats?

  13. 888 says:

    Can these envelopes receive Kosher certification?
    Since its just a flavor and not real bacon – in theory they should, yes?

  14. mike says:

    scary the amount of losers on this site you think it’s a hoot to use the word retard. No, it’s doesn’t make you look hip or cool. More like the biggest tool out there.


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