 Gaddafi’s Bodyguards
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Gaddafi hires 200 young Italian women – to convert them to Islam — The guy’s barking but you gotta admit he has style.
When the hostess agency put out the call for attractive, well-dressed women, under the age of 35 and over 1.7 metres (5ft 7in) tall, it was inundated with responses from hundreds of Roman women.
Most seemed to think they would be bringing a little glamour to a gala dinner with the Libyan leader, Muammar Gaddafi. Instead, they found themselves being lectured by him for two hours on the role of women and invited to convert to Islam. “We were at least expecting a snack”, grumbled Silvia Figliozzi afterwards.
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The women at Sunday’s event were promised €50 (£45) and told not to arrive in miniskirts or low-cut tops. They assembled outside a hotel in the centre, where several were rejected because they were either too short or revealingly dressed. The rest – most teetering on stilettos and some wrapped in furs – boarded buses and were driven to the Libyan ambassador’s residence.According to the Italian news agency Ansa, about 200 filed through the heavily protected gates, where a security guard insisted to reporters that they were assembling for a “medical conference”.
After a delay of an hour, Gaddafi appeared, in a black uniform with a black beret. As he launched into his address, female members of his entourage distributed embossed copies of the Qu’ran and the colonel’s own great work, The Green Book.
You know how I know Gaddafi is gay?
“…attractive, well-dressed women, under the age of 35…told not to arrive in miniskirts or low-cut tops. “
Maybe he figures if he is surrounded by young attractive women that he won’t be shot at.
#3 That’s my excuse.
How to keep an old man happy?? Yeah, that oughta do it!
Bastian – unless something has changed, he’s always surrounded by beautiful young women,anyway. I believe he still has his all-femme bodyguard.
From his Gaddafi’s Green Book:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Book
http://www.mathaba.net/gci/theory/gb.htm
“All societies today look upon women as little more than commodities. The East regards her as a commodity to be bought and sold, while the West does not recognize her femininity.
Driving woman to do man’s work is a flagrant aggression against the femininity with which she is naturally provided and which defines a natural purpose essential to life. Man’s work obscures woman’s beautiful features which are created for female roles. They are like blossoms which are created to attract pollen and to produce seeds. If we did away with the blossoms, the role of plants in life would come to an end. The natural embellishment in butterflies and birds and animal females exists to that natural vital purpose. If a woman carries out men’s work, she risks being transformed into a man, abandoning her role and her beauty. A woman has full right to live without being forced to change into a man and to give up her femininity.”
He is my favorite sand nigger. He’s ass ugly and funny as hell. Once old Ronnie bombed the shit out of him and killed his kid he has become a new man.
In a related story – Hugh Hefner just found out that he could have hired 200 hot Italian women for only 10,000 Euros — and he’s mad!!
Maybe he’s going to d a Michael Jackson video.
He can’t have been looking for virgins… there are none in Italy…
>> Gore-acle
I gotta give you credit — you sure know how to pack a lot of bigotry and mis-information into a short post!
Gadaffi’s indiscriminate bombing of Pan Am 103 in response to Reagan’s indiscriminate bombing of Tripoli.
I don’t see how that made him a “new man.”
Yes, Gaddafi is less rogue now (only barely IMHO) but that happened slowly and much later.
The whole tit-for-tat between Gaddafi and Reagan was ugly and bloody and I don’t see how either country was better for it.
I’ll give them a job!
This is one of the inequities — even injustices — that bugged me the most when I was living in Muslim majority countries.
Muslim men where allowed, even encouraged, to marry Christian women.
But if a Christian man and Muslim woman fell in love — they had to run for their lives.
So where are these women NOW?! I mean I could use a “good time” and stupid women are much easier to have a good time with, you know. (No I’m NOT ol’ Moron-mar a.k.a. Capt’n Kadoofi.)
#14, Anonymous,
… stupid women are much easier to have a good time with, you know.
Only a stupid person would say that. Intelligent people prefer the company of intelligent people.
That is the major rational for the success of FOX and NewsCorp; they appeal to those unable to think for them self.
DISCLOSURE: I am married to a very intelligent woman and we have a very intelligent daughter. Both of them are the loves of my life and the best company anyone could ever crave.
And I thought he was crazy.
Thanks for that. I knew that sooner or later if I kept digging through all your posts I would find a pony. I quoted the part that was good. Stupid women don’t understand science jokes
(Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number. )
and one even had to use a calculator to count how many hit points she rolled in D&D.
(It was just two 20 sided dice.)
Smarter women are better. They can tell their own science jokes in reply and they can add two numbers between 1 and 20.
#15 Mr Fusion said,
“#14, Anonymous,
“… stupid women are much easier to have a good time with, you know.”
Only a stupid person would say that. Intelligent people prefer the company of intelligent people.”
#17 Ben – I liked your guacamole joke but you should have stopped there.
Thank you #11, If hating sand niggers that vow to cut the heads off anyone that refuses to convert to Islam and/or provides support and comfort to those that do make you a bigot so be it. By the way, having a chocolate starfish fucker from the left call you a bigot is like hearing Paula Abdul calling someone stupid.
#19, Gore sucker,
You sound like another Palin supporter. ‘Nuff said.
You know how I know Ghaddafi is gay?
He listens to Coldplay.
@19
I’m pretty sure using “sand nigger” and “chocolate star fish fucker” pretty much screams bigot.
Good for those people for standing up their rights, but we should stay the ef out of it.