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Thats, well, kind of the most pathetic thing I’ve seen in ages.
He says that he’s been using the bed as his alarm clock for the past 4 years. In other news, he hasn’t been laid in the same 4 year period…
In a related note, sex toy companies are beating a path to his door!
At least we don’t have to worry about this guy reproducing.
Maybe his alarm clock V2.0 will have jumper cables attached to his scrotum. That should guarantee he won’t reproduce.
cut him some slack, he is a REALLY heavy sleeper.
Maybe he is a heavy sleeper because he has been suffering from a four year head concussion.
Bill Clinton has asked to borrow the bed.
I am glad this guy is not my neighbor! Imagine the noise and pounding that thing makes that his neighbors have to listen to.
That will keep him from ever procreating .. thank god.
No snooze button?
Yeah, you know he’s not getting any lipstick on his dipstick.
Here is a site for anyone interested in building things:
http://hereticalbuilders.com/
I think this guy lives in the apartment above me.
Yeah, yeah. He may not be getting laid but I suspect the bed has little to do with it.
#6 and #10
FTW
wow and alarm clock that gives you whiplash! will that kinda thing be covered in new health care plan???
#16 Nah. No insurance company will let you have healthcare insurance as bed-induced-concussion is classified as a ‘preexisting condition’.
Mom: “Why did you steal a Magic Fingers from that sleazy hotel.”
This guy: “It’s not a Magic Fingers…its…uh…my alarm clock.”
Mom: “Such a nice boy.”
mom knocking at door, “Billy! What are you doing in there? What is all that racket? Are you reading your dad’s magazines again? You stop that right this instant!”
This guy really REALLY needs to get to bed earlier!