Dumb Dumber
Meet Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller. The Iowa men were arrested Friday night on attempted burglary charges after a 911 caller told cops that two hoodie-wearing males were trying to enter his apartment.
During a subsequent traffic stop (McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20, were traveling in a 1994 Buick Roadmaster), Carroll Police Department officers collared the men, both of whom had their faces painted. Police Chief Jeff Cayler is unsure why McNelly and Miller, pictured in the mug shots, opted for the Sharpie marker look, but surmised that they may have been trying to intimidate the apartment’s occupant.
Or perhaps ski masks are a bit pricey.
I think each is just dumber’n a hoe handle!
By appearing to be African Americans, they were hoping to avoid all of Barack Hussein Obama’s new ‘hate crime’ laws. After all, they don’t apply to minorities. These guys have an excellent understanding of the legal climate under the current regime, and thus smarter than they appear.
Wow… one is going for a Batman(r) look while the other is aiming for the Clockwork Orange(c) eyebrow.
Wonder if they both drank some drugged moloko before heading to do this job.
Something tells me that they were breaking into the apartment that they passed out in earlier.
And they are wearing identical shirts too! Were they being something out of comic books like #2 suggested?
Ill bet you both are democrats.
@ number 4
youre kidding right? they are wearing the same shirt because its the prison uniform.
They were forced by society to burglarize that apartment. You see, their welfare checks were not large enough to cover their drug habit, because you did not elect democrats whom would have given them a bigger handout. So please understand that this is all your fault.
Come on, you know it’s Halloween right? Trick or trick night.
I think Joey is hot and will do well in prison.
#10 – You are right Dallas, this kid will never make another noise while farting again.
Man we have GOT to get a better education system in this country…or we will stupid ourselves out of existence.