I recently got a press release from the makers of Linger, an “internal feminine flavoring” that promises to keep your vagina in mint condition. Think of it as an Altoid for your lady parts or, as its website explains, “A small, naturally sweetened flavoring, free of artificial dyes, which was created to flavor the secretions of a woman when she is sexually aroused.” What…the…?!
So where did the idea for this curiously wrong mint come from? Linger’s website (a little NSFW) offers up a wondrous, romantic tale about the supposed discoverer of femimint hygiene, an unnamed woman who was seduced in India by a man with skin “the color of caramel.” He quelled her fears of tasting bad “down there” with a mysterious, Eastern mint. “When I returned to the States, I brought the tingly sweet tasting mint with me,” she writes. I’ve requested an interview with this mysterious entrepreneur, but have yet to speak with her. However, Linger’s PR guy did send me a sample—made in exotic New Jersey. But that was just my first taste of disappointment.
I wonder how well LifeSavers would work. Have to do research. Oh, sweetheart…
Now served on Virgin Airlines.
I remember eating too many Altoid mints once and it caused my urine to smell like mint, not to mention the not-so-pleasurable tingeling.
This produce brings a whole new meaning to “clean and minty fresh”
Can you imagine a commercial for this product along the line of Orbit gum’s
The testimonials are somewhat amusing.
Eeeeewww.
If it smells like fish, it’s a dish.
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
The latter is also true of mint. If it’s kept clean, no cover-up is necessary.
Love the logo.
The slogan will be “eat me”.
No two vagina taste the same, and they range from rotten fish to pineapple cream pie. For some this would definitely be a good idea – especially for those toward the rotten fish end of the spectrum.
:P~
aawwww my smiley is messed up… supposed to be a drooling tongue! :L
Looks like it is a scam
http://consumerist.com/5389241/vaginal-mints-are-a-very-very-bad-idea
“A small, naturally sweetened flavoring, free of artificial dyes, which was created to flavor the secretions of a woman when she is sexually aroused.”
Might I remind everyone that part of those secretions is urine.
Women cannot stop that from happening as men can. So you are ALWAYS getting some urine with every session.
Mints and Urine…Let that settle on your mind for a sec.
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Coming soon Salsa flavor mints
Men who like to eat pussy shouldn’t be picky eaters.
Mentos!
No matter how you slice it, it still smells like fish.
I wonder if these would work with a mangina 🙂
I’ll have the tuna.
I recall Chevy Chase talking about the cherry flavored, carbonated douche and then burping real loud.
I use Umpire cologne on Mr. Happy, it’s for foul balls.
I find it strange that Alfred1 hasn’t commented on this thread.
he did! 😉
qb said, “…strange that Alfred1 hasn’t commented on this thread.”
Cunnilingus is too much like foreplay.
On a personal note: if it tastes that bad, a mint isn’t going to convince me to eat it!
“Martha, you taste like shit!”
‘Move up a little, Rodney.’
Someone find the Mentos “pussy freshner”
paraody vid..it’s a classic
-s