Click pics to learn all about this modern mechanical miracle

He should take it here:

On second thought, he should take it to Washington. They could use a couple dozen of ’em.

Found by Brother Uncle Don




  1. waltersobchack says:

    Reminds me of the “Bart vs. Australia” episode of the Simpsons.

    Also reminds me of my neighbors wife.

  2. dewtheone says:

    If they had only had mass production, this would have been a good one for Billy Mayes.

  3. FRAGaLOT says:

    Good gawd, the website for this machine is done in HTML 1.1. Someone use that machine to kick the ass of the web designer! I can do a better job in NOTEPAD.

  4. Ah_Yea says:

    Time to line up members of Congress…

  5. Brennig says:

    Why has one of the characters only got one leg?

  6. mikeknowland says:

    I thought it was going to be a picture of my old boss. Then I saw it said KICKING.

  7. George says:

    That kicks ass!!

  8. JimR says:

    Put it in reverse and it becomes an ass kissing machine.

  9. cantthinkofanythingclever says:

    Chuck Norris is the worlds other ass kicking
    machine!


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