Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer — Mind boggling.I guess everyone has to have a hobby.
Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.
Police said he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police said he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.
Police said they’re looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.
Yep. Its definitely Peter Griffin’s MO.
Big deal. I grew up in a small town of 7,500. There was a guy known as “Milkshake Harry” who would lie down in people’s front yards and jerk off. Everyone knew him. Guess that sort of thing wouldn’t go over well today… not that it went over well then, but nobody did anything except maybe holler out the front door for him to move on.
That’s a dern shame, Dallas. When all the more serious crimes there, gets solved. I hope you can then spare the resources to nab the guy. But… not before then.
Now, JCD. Be honest. Have you been making trips to Dallas? 😉
Dancing, jumping fences, climbing up on AC units, maybe it’s a weight loss effort. Let’s applaud the big guy.
I thought you were talking about this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-Xbfbd3WA
That picture looks suspiciously like Robert Gibbs. HAR!
“”Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther said police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.”” the last line of the article..
Worse? What, showing his face?
Those wacky, Dallasarians.