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And now, a live report on some non-specific news.
Forgot to write in ‘Jim Token’
Similar thing happened on WSBTV the other night.
They were listing the school closing and they only had 3 schools on the last page. It read like:
-Roswell Schools
-Dacula Schools
-Decatur Schools
-Line 4 with word wrap on
-Line 5 with word wrap on
Was amused at the mistake, not the floods.
And now, back to real news
Welcome to this event viewers that happened somewhere to some people at an undisclosed time and date in an unknown manner.
Cleverly disguising his name and location to avoid the IRS, John Doe moved to a new town. Unfortunately, he couldn’t quit “news reporter” habit.
“An unknown reporter at an unknown location just prior to being sucked into a newly formed rift in spacetime.”
Unnamed black suspect shortly before police beating.
I blame the parents for giving him a bad name.
Better report names.
Wolf Blitzer Name
Larry King Name
Edward R. Morrow Name
John C. Dvorak Name
More Generic Swine Flu stories being sent to your town
Chyron template
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Caption guy forgot to hit “enter.” Tell me that’s never happened to you.
Figuring the network would be letting more and more reporters go, they didn’t bother remembering their names.
“Ex British-spy was unaware of back-room giggle on his first day of work as a lowly police-beat reporter. The usually exceptionally dapper 48 year old wore a cheap blue-nylon hoodie over a Walmart shirt and tie … “
Okay. It sounded funny to me when I thought … “Bond. James Bond”
(Very tiny joke, Ensign.)
Its safe to assume hes an undercover reporter, on a classified place.
Kunta Kinte (whose name translates to “Name, Last Name”) is in Location, Alabama reporting on a strange light that was discovered by an illegal immigrant who dialed 911 asking for free healthcare from Obama. Apparently George Bush was at fault.
Identity crisis or amnesia….you decide
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2009 Time Magazine Person of the Year:
Name Last Name
Yeah, blame the corpocracy’s media as always 😉
While in fact he is an undercover [CIA, FBI, DoD, HS, whatever] agent just doing his job…
#24
Incorrect.
It should read:
Year Magazine Name Person of the Year:
Name Last Name
I had a friend whose parents named him Mister. They wanted people to treat him with respect, but instead he was made fun of.
Even though there is a black man in the white house, Jerome relized he ain’t get’n no respect!
Captain Obvious was sick so his side kick Well Duh had to fill in.
That’s MISTER last name to you.
Doctor? Hey His name might be Doctor!
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