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I am staying at Hotel Ass as we speak.
Who would have known that Alfredone had a hotel named after him?
The undisclosed crackpot command center.
Hey, don’t make fun of my retarded son’s home.
Appears the Hotel ASS is near Cologne Germany
http://channels.nl/72897b.html
uhm,………….
and it only has a backdoor to get in.
i had to say it!!!!
#5–“Come here and turn your back on all the stresses and strains of everyday life.” //// And that’s when the trouble begins.
If they ever tear it down I’m going to get a piece as a souvenir. My wife says that that’s all I think about anyway.
”Parking at front, entrance in Rear”
#9 I can’t beat that one XD
It used to be the Hostel Ass.
“If I don’t get those extra towels in the next 20 minutes, I am leaving your Ass”
# 1 McCullough just tell me which room your in.
I’ll make you the same offer I made Alfred’s Dad in a different post.
Sweety pie, do you want to do a hot passionate night together?
It’s safe, I am on the pill, the clamidia is gone, and I got money so you don’t even have to worry about paying for an abortion, that previously didn’t work, the turd survived. I named him pedro.
No mistakes, just hot passionate, tongue probing love.
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.. Just touch my cheek before you leave me, angel…
Ass is also the german word for “Ace” -> hence the clubs symbol in the logo
My greedy ass boss used to send me to cheap ass hotels like this one. Fortunately I quit that shitty job!
Kanye approved.
The car in the picture appears to burn crude oil directly. No refined fuel can leave a stain that black.
#12 – He’s in Room 3B.
Go for it.
#2, Jag,
Sorry, you are slightly wrong. They didn’t name the whole building after Alphie. Just the part in the basement they dug. The Hotel Ass Hole.
😉
#18 – Mr. Fusion
LMAO
Here’s another one…
ok so why the name “ass” does it mean something in whatever language they speak in this counrty? What country is it anyway?
It’s of course a real place:
Hotel ASS – Germany
Why is this not yet on failblog?
Looks like a shit hole 🙂
I think: faaake!
# 17 Satchmo Bevins thanks for the room number.
McCullough was just a hunka, hunka burnin love monster last night. I screamed with delight and he jerked backwards after cracking off a half-dozen shots into me.
The groans and moans made people bang on the walls.
McCullough, I love the feel of you around me, so fucking hot, burning me. I want you to ride me…hard.
Let’s make a pedro jr. together.