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Mmmm Lunch!
I’ve got that beat. This picture in infinitely more red-neck and white-trash than yours…
You might be a redneck if…
#2, SN
And ya wunt need no charcoals either to cook your burgs. Jes drop ’em on the manifold.
Woo Hee
“Saturday afternoon”
I must really be a redneck. I’d LOVE to ride that lawnmover! I’d even do my neighbor’s yard!
Yee Haa!
Anyone got a quarter so I can get my steaks off the grill?
The child of the mother of invention, the father of whom is named ‘Bubba’.
Homeless-Style Cooking
Wal Mart BBQ Grill $129.66 think smart shop “S” mart!!
This would solve the homeless problem! The vanadium in the chrome will kill them all off. Prince Charles would be happy.
Jed Clampett goes camping
possible only in the U.S.A.
Galvanizing spices are so toxic
This week we show you how to get maximum flavor from cat and a low cost Martini that will knock your socks off, if you had socks.
Next on Homeless Grilling.
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Bubbles (from the show ‘Trailer Park Boys) must be having a cookout!
MacGyver was here.
101 uses for ….
Remember guys its rednecks that join the infantry and the marines…they keep us safe because they are crazy.
John’s constituents are innovative aren’t they.
Burgers – ala cart
Steak – ala cart
If that is galvanized, they are poisoned.
#22… good one. (Ă la carte)
How to Mobile Barbecue Grill (cheap and easy):
1. Go to Wal-Mart and throw your meat in the cart, followed by bricks and charcoal.
2. Run off with your cart while your girlfriend distracts the greeter.
3. Build fire pit behind the Chevron station and get gasoline to start the fire.
4. Set your cart/mobile barbecue on fire pit and throw lit match into fire pit.
5. After extinguishing eyebrows and hair, place meat on grill/cart and charred meat.
6. Ask if the EMT can help you drop off your lightly charred shopping cart at the Wal-Mart on the way to the hospital. Do it ’cause stealin’ is wrong.
It’s not vanadium, but you’re thinking of Hexavalent chromium, which IS toxic.
You could definitely fry up road kill in an old chrome hubcap, or grill it up on a grating made up of a shopping cart. (Check out what inside your own ovens guys. 🙂
‘Sides, even if it was toxic, they’re eating grilled road kill off of a shopping cart.
How upset do you think the “powers the be” are likely to become when they knock off a few years early?
Not all carts are from Wal-Mart. I would lay pounds to pence that this is an English trolley. Having lived there the short chain on the handle caught my eye. These chains are used to link the trollies together. When you want one you put a pound coin in the black box on the handle, it releases the trolley from the others. When you return the trolley you get your pound back when you connect the chain. The second give a way are the wheels notice all FOUR pivot. A standard for England. Now it could be an ASDA cart with IS Wal-Mart in the UK. Now for the caption. ‘Necessity is the mother of invention!’
Genius; buy, bring it home in the cart, cook it in the cart!! I’ll take mine Cart Blackened please?
#7 or #22, I can’t decide. Wish I’d-a thought of either of them!
Bag lady’s remains found in store owner’s back yard