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“My wife, nope, haven’t seen her.” ~ Peter .P Eater
My other boat is a watermelon.
Nutty as a fruitboat?
Fruitty as a Nutboat?
…
I want one of those.
Good Gourd!
Does this vest make me look fat?
I’m go’n to the wingnut regatta.
Dinner and a show. With a nice light exercise after wards.
Fidel finally enters the bay of pigs.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin grower
Had a boat but couldn’t row ‘er
He hollowed out a pumpkin shell
This he paddled very well!
even the engine runs on pumpkin and gourd grinds. It’s totally organic man. So come on let’s “trip” in the gigantic pumpkin.
Could you help me?
I think I lost my pants about 500 yards back.
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No, no, I am most certainly *in* my gourd…
With all the money I saved on razors I bought this boat.
I have GOT to see what happens when he fires up that motor.
The new Canadian Navy vessel to patrol the arctic.
“As john was left floating on his own a Gourd….”
I’m in the pumpkin-boat race, it’s an annual thing and is really quite well known by anybody that has any knowledge about the country in which they live.
Most americans are stupid, fat and lazy, too busy sitting on the couch watching dancing with idiots to know what goes on in their own country, so I’ll excuse you for not knowing what the pumpkin boat race is.
#20, Mr. Smart,
Pumpkin races we don’t have in the Mid-West. We do have a lot of submarine races though. It seems to be all the rage every Friday night with the kids around here.
I lived in a town that had an “Anything that Floats but a Boat” Race. It was hilarious because most of them would just sink.
We were sailing along
On Moonlight Bay
You could hear the darkies hummin’
They seemed to say:
“You have stolen my heart”
“Now don’t go ‘way”
As we sang love’s old sweet song
On Moonlight Bay
On Moonlight Bay…
The third line is now typically rendered as “voices singing” or “voices ringing”, to avoid racial-stereotype connotations.
ITS A WIKI..
I’m on a boat??
Row
Row
Row your BOAT??
#20 Must be a Brit.
I was standing in a parking lot near the JCB assembly plant near Savannah, GA. A small group of people were waiting to see the space shuttle launch. This event occurs around 300 miles south of Savannah.
After the launch a British lady says “That wasn’t very impressive.”
She might have been more impressed had she realised that in effect she was standing in London watching something happen in Liverpool.
JCB makes a nice backhoe(digger) though.
The flag ship of Obama’s Coast Gourd.
#17 – Here ya go
http://techsupportforum.com/relaxation-room/offline/314008-pumpkin-boat-race.html
‘Man, did ya see the size of that squirrel.’
Harry Reid after the 2010 election…
OMG!- Oh My Gourd!
Pretty Smart, he’s not outta his gourd!