fail-owned-sculpture-fail

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  1. Republican Dallas says:

    Perhaps if I stroke it longer I will be able to stain a whole bolt of blue fabric.

  2. vaga222 says:

    After many rants by JCD, Atlas took a break to show him what would happen.

  3. bobl2 says:

    oh my.. OH my… OH MY G…………

  4. ECA says:

    I hope she likes this one better..
    the other one wasnt rough enough.

  5. noname says:

    Instead of going blind, Guilherme Cherman was turned to stone.

  6. opcow says:

    Atlas Plugged

  7. chris says:

    Lack of Industry Screws the Stoner.

  8. Troublemaker says:

    Screwed again!

  9. Noahone says:

    Months of faithful yoga about to pay off

  10. dcphill says:

    “Well, there I did it. I hope she has right-hand threads.”

  11. jimmy says:

    “alfred1 likes them big”

  12. gregq says:

    My Screw!

  13. chuck says:

    Rub to embiggen.

  14. Mr. Fusion says:

    Wow, there are some really great ideas above, too many for honorable mentions. Take a bow guys.

    *

    Alphie’s pastime.

    *

    “Why won’t the girls play with me?” Alphie wondered.

    *

    “Why will only screwed up boys play with me?” Alphie asked.

    *

    A budding Nazi, evangelical, right wing nut at an early age.

  15. Randomized says:

    Why is mine smaller than the other guys? I can’t think of a caption.

  16. AdmFubar says:

    the real kink here is being covered in pigeon poop

  17. jopa says:

    40 inches.

  18. noname says:

    Alfred1 slowly realized, by using both hands, the harder he squeezed, the higher the green squirted.

  19. ECA says:

    Anyone want a GOOD screw??

  20. shortandsweet says:

    shit!

  21. Improbus says:

    Drill, Baby, Drill!

  22. jasmoran66 says:

    Cherman is such a prolific blogger that he already has a statue in his honor.

  23. Someone Else says:

    Ribbed for her pleasure.

  24. NevDull says:

    Michael Arrington? Screw You! – Leo LaPorte

  25. Buzz says:

    Benson got ready to screw about 50,000 damn pigeons.

  26. noname says:

    Man making clay pot.

  27. ridin the short bus says:

    I wanted 4 more inches not 40…

  28. evilpuke says:

    For all you with nasty mindsets, its a guy making a pot. Sure he might be naked, the pot might look like a phallus, and he might be covered in a thin white crusty layer on parts of his body, but he is just making a pot.

    Perverts.

  29. Mr. Fusion says:

    “And yes, it is just a pot” said Alphie, looking at his midriff bulge which ended near his knees.

  30. Mr. Fusion says:

    Alphie,

    You have quite the sense of humor for a budding Nazi. How do you do it?

    😎


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