A widow is selling her husband’s burial spot directly above film legend Marilyn Monroe so that she can pay off her mortgage.

Elsie Poncher has put a listing on eBay to auction off the tomb in Westwood Village Memorial Park, Los Angeles.

“Here is a once in a lifetime and into eternity opportunity to spend your eternal days directly above Marilyn Monroe,” says the advertisement.
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“In fact the person occupying the address right now is looking face down on her.”
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Bidding for the plot opened at $500,000 and had reached $4.5 million by Wednesday.




  1. bobbo, its their money but says:

    How does anyone this vacuous have 4 Million to spend?

    I’d rather be Under MM anyway and I guess I would spend upwards of maybe 5 bucks?

  2. RTaylor says:

    This may be the best return on real estate investment ever if it goes through. Nothing is cheap here, not for burial of mere mortals. This is a mausoleum that I believe has posted guards while open, and you have to have an ID to enter.

  3. Faxon says:

    So that’s where they are going to plant Michael.

  4. Greg Allen says:

    When I was a boy I visited this cemetery and — no kidding — it was more memorable than some amusement parks I went to at the same age.

  5. no says:

    Considering if she was alive, she’d be 83… uh… NO.

  6. lynn says:

    #5 Considering if she was alive, she’d be 83… uh… NO.
    I’d think it would be, “considering that she is dead and decayed…” but, chacun a son gout as the French say. (Zombie Marilyn, anyone – ?)

  7. Buzz says:

    Ever Dream Of Being On Top Of Marilyn Monroe?

    Not in her present state.

  8. Mr Diesel says:

    Maybe if she were alive and still 36 I might consider getting on top of her but after this long dead, uh no thanks. Every movement runs the risk of breaking off chunks of her.

  9. Not Alphie One says:

    Is the lubricant extra?

  10. Not Alphie One says:

    My first wife usually was dead when she was under me.

  11. ArianeB says:

    Playboy founder Hugh Hefner owns the spot next to her.

  12. Dale says:

    A necrophiliac’s dream date..

  13. deowll says:

    I agree with #13; Gaah!!!!!


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