Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
This follows a “courtship” of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.
Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports.“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.
Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”
Here’s a pic of the lucky man – he looks ready for the wedding night:
I once had an affair with a Tilt-a-whirrel…
She gave me a few turns and left me hanging…
I miss her….
If you think the world is going to hell in a hand-basket then you’ve been reading the comments on Dvorak Uncensored too much.
Great. there’ve been stories for a few years about people who’ve tried to marry animals. now that that’s not weird enough anymore, this starts happening.
I wonder when they’re going to find the gene responsible for this and defend it as just an alternative lifestyle? Imagine the possibilities that will open up. People will marry their beloved BMW M3, their Harleys, their sex toys. And then someone will try to come up with a way to “marry” the intangible: their trust funds, their feng shui.
Whatever…at least she isn’t screwing horses.
According to MSNBC, a disturbed man from the Palmetto State just cannot get enough of a certain little filly. The filly in question is an actual horse and the man has some serious issues.
For the second time in a relatively short while, a fellow called Rodell Vereen was caught making sweet lust to (fine, having sex with) a fine member of the equine family.
Mr. Vereen (probably not related to Broadway triple threat Ben Vereen) is another in a long line of noble people who have seen something in a horse that they didn’t in a person. Catherine the Great was crushed to death by a horse that was attempting to mount her. Then there had to have been some ancient peoples who regularly had sex with horses to beget the centaur race.
Read more: http://www.yourtango.com/200930230/south-carolinian-arrested-horse-sex-again#ixzz0NMc3mYPP
….This women isn’t bothering the horses, so it’s okay by me.
Just another case of gender confusion. I thought people had decided that was normal? Well some people anyway.
I don’t wish such people any ill but I have reservations about using the word normal in such relationships.
What if she rides something else? Is that considered cheating?
This would be a bad precedent.
It would lead to marriage between people regardless of sex.
Maybe she can ride the short bus?..,.or already does… (retarded)
This is another instance of Nothing to see here look over there… we are being distracted by utter BS while real issues should be discussed and worked on, this should be a non story, its not even human interest… its just silly…she needs to loose 40 pounds and get a life!!!
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I am sure here parents are really proud now….
Just found out something about that “Tilt-a-whirrel” I was talking about in post #31…
Turns-out she got hooked-up with a Merry-go-round. Ya, he was all flashing light and glitter, but their relationship was going in circles and getting no where…
Ok, I’ll stop, unless your interested in my relationship with a elevator, the story is full of Ups and Downs….
The Myths:
1. Catherine was crushed to death by a horse whilst attempting to have sex with it (usually the collapse of a harness/lifting mechanism is blamed).
2. Catherine died on the toilet.
The Truth (1):
Catherine died in bed of illness; there were no equines involved and a Catherine/horse nexus was never attempted.