This is a man beaten down by a woman, and has lost all respect and pride in himself. He wears a silly hat a smiles when told to. I know, I’ve been there. By the way, full size poodles are actually great dogs.
“If they look a little groggy (all three of them), it’s because the combination of their birthday and the family emergency have worn the sh-t out of them! Please note Snotty Bottom’s hand on Frank’s thigh. She’s a possessive little minx! “
Dogs + topiary = Poodles. What sick mind ever came up with this breed? Frankly I can’t stand them. And I’d get far away, from anyone that kept them. This is one of those “useless pet” series of breeds, that rich people use to have just to prove that they could afford a useless pet. Trophy dogs, are what they are. A caption, OK.
“Trophy dogs to go along with my trophy wife. Eck”
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Alfredone and his bitches.
“What makes you think I’m gay?”
“Who said fat bald guys can’t be gay.”
Party Bitches…
Happy Birthgay! Um…Ooops. Sorry, dude.
Michael Vick’s Parole Officer tries something new…
So, which one’s neutered?
#1, Jag,
GAWD DARN IT ALL !!! That was my line.
Which one is Alphie?
“Hello Kitty” hat’s??? Geeze, the level Alphie’s owner will stoop to to improve his image.
Hello Kitty continues to make inroads into controling the minds of humanity, and has begun her attack on the dogs.
Cut the Pit Bull loose and put them out of their misery. Alfred too!
This is a man beaten down by a woman, and has lost all respect and pride in himself. He wears a silly hat a smiles when told to. I know, I’ve been there. By the way, full size poodles are actually great dogs.
Please, someone, anyone….kill me now.
“Babe, you have GOT to stop bringing your ‘dad’ on our cosplay dates.”
I’m not sure you can beat the caption on flickr
“If they look a little groggy (all three of them), it’s because the combination of their birthday and the family emergency have worn the sh-t out of them! Please note Snotty Bottom’s hand on Frank’s thigh. She’s a possessive little minx! “
I asked for twins for my birthday, and this is what I get !?!?!?
Party animals?
Since Edna left him, Alfred has gone to the dogs.
2 dogs a 1 bitch.
Wait ’til you see what’s in the basement freezer.
#8 – Mr. Fusion – Which one is Alphie?
It’s the one to the right… it got that doped look on his face.
Sobered up, Bob realises his beer goggles were working just that little bit too well!
(Which one’s Bob? YOU DECIDE!)
Carl rests up after his three way.
Damn, was that Doggie Style?…. So thats what I get for 20 Bucks?…
In the dictionary…
“Suicide and the reasons for it. See figure 1.2”
Two dogs, one cup? The guy on the left is the videographer.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that …
“Smile for the camera or I’ll bite you, fat man”
Man, they look blasted!
“I’ll have what they’re having…”
Dogs + topiary = Poodles. What sick mind ever came up with this breed? Frankly I can’t stand them. And I’d get far away, from anyone that kept them. This is one of those “useless pet” series of breeds, that rich people use to have just to prove that they could afford a useless pet. Trophy dogs, are what they are. A caption, OK.
“Trophy dogs to go along with my trophy wife. Eck”