1. Jägermeister says:

    Alfredone and his bitches.

  2. GigG says:

    “What makes you think I’m gay?”

  3. GigG says:

    “Who said fat bald guys can’t be gay.”

  4. stana2z says:

    Party Bitches…

  5. Tomzer1 says:

    Happy Birthgay! Um…Ooops. Sorry, dude.

  6. The Great Lorenzo says:

    Michael Vick’s Parole Officer tries something new…

  7. BobHand says:

    So, which one’s neutered?

  8. Mr. Fusion says:

    #1, Jag,

    GAWD DARN IT ALL !!! That was my line.

    Which one is Alphie?

  9. Mr. Fusion says:

    “Hello Kitty” hat’s??? Geeze, the level Alphie’s owner will stoop to to improve his image.

  10. Grey says:

    Hello Kitty continues to make inroads into controling the minds of humanity, and has begun her attack on the dogs.

  11. Special Ed says:

    Cut the Pit Bull loose and put them out of their misery. Alfred too!

  12. RTaylor says:

    This is a man beaten down by a woman, and has lost all respect and pride in himself. He wears a silly hat a smiles when told to. I know, I’ve been there. By the way, full size poodles are actually great dogs.

  13. McCullough says:

    Please, someone, anyone….kill me now.

  14. Uncle Dave says:

    “Babe, you have GOT to stop bringing your ‘dad’ on our cosplay dates.”

  15. WmDE says:

    I’m not sure you can beat the caption on flickr

    “If they look a little groggy (all three of them), it’s because the combination of their birthday and the family emergency have worn the sh-t out of them! Please note Snotty Bottom’s hand on Frank’s thigh. She’s a possessive little minx! “

  16. Gary in Gilroy says:

    I asked for twins for my birthday, and this is what I get !?!?!?

  17. igeek says:

    Party animals?

  18. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Since Edna left him, Alfred has gone to the dogs.

  19. chuck says:

    2 dogs a 1 bitch.

  20. jerry says:

    Wait ’til you see what’s in the basement freezer.

  21. Jägermeister says:

    #8 – Mr. Fusion – Which one is Alphie?

    It’s the one to the right… it got that doped look on his face.

  22. pwuk says:

    Sobered up, Bob realises his beer goggles were working just that little bit too well!

    (Which one’s Bob? YOU DECIDE!)

  23. hhopper says:

    Carl rests up after his three way.

  24. ridin the short bus says:

    Damn, was that Doggie Style?…. So thats what I get for 20 Bucks?…

  25. faentur says:

    In the dictionary…

    “Suicide and the reasons for it. See figure 1.2”

  26. Joe Dirt says:

    Two dogs, one cup? The guy on the left is the videographer.

  27. Dogbone says:

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that …

  28. Hugh Ripper says:

    “Smile for the camera or I’ll bite you, fat man”

  29. Uncle Patso says:

    Man, they look blasted!

    “I’ll have what they’re having…”

  30. Glenn E. says:

    Dogs + topiary = Poodles. What sick mind ever came up with this breed? Frankly I can’t stand them. And I’d get far away, from anyone that kept them. This is one of those “useless pet” series of breeds, that rich people use to have just to prove that they could afford a useless pet. Trophy dogs, are what they are. A caption, OK.

    “Trophy dogs to go along with my trophy wife. Eck”


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