Viorel Firoiu, 48, turned up at the local general hospital in Orlea, southern Romania, complaining of incredible abdominal pains.
Doctors who carried out an x-ray of the man were amazed to find not one but two hammerheads stuck up his backside.
Dr Cristina Bontescu, spokeswoman for the local hospital where he turned up at the emergency unit, said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated. He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.
“But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first – but then he lost the second one as well.”
I can see Alfredone doing this.
Too bad. If his “idea” worked, he would have been dubbed a hammerhead shark.
#1, Jag,
My first thought too. Maybe that is why Alphie hasn’t been around too much lately.
What kind of hammer was it? I was thinking he might want to “claw” out the crap. Yet, the size of a 10 lb “sledge” would be more apt. We know it wasn’t a “tack” hammer as he wasn’t just a little constipated. Because a “ball peen” sounds like fun, it couldn’t be included.
#3 – Mr. Fusion – Maybe that is why Alphie hasn’t been around too much lately.
It’s hard to tell, because he’s always full of shit.
#4, Jag,
This is the second time this morning I am quoting our very own DU droll troll Patrick, LOL
That x-ray of the two hammerheads in a pelvis is awesome.
He put the first hammerhead in to cure constipation? Suuuuuuure, that’s the reason.
Or maybe he sat on it “by accident.” LOL.
Truth is always stranger than fiction. Outside of that I am totally lost for words.
i’m 12 and wat is this nonsense!
In my version of the healthcare plan, the hammers would have been remove without anesthesia. Plus I would have yanked out his vas deferens.
Wonder what would have happened if they put the dude in an MRI and switched it on…
I could see swallowing the hammer heads having a cleansing effect, but not from the other end.
To the issue, again if you have overnight to wait, “Smooth Move” tea is a natural laxative that gives many people what they need. Tastes ok too. I eat too many pancakes myself right now to need it, but good info for the future.
Today, I am mainly eating carrots.
my friend is a doctor in Emerg in a hospital in the gay part of town. He has a lot of stories of having to remove unbelievable objects from guys butts. Nasty business.
Piles driver?
No shit!
Well, this is marginally better than shitting bricks.
sooooooooooooooooo
he had his hammer head up his ass?
somehow i am not surprised..
just wait till they legalise other drugs there will be all sorts of object up more peoples backsides …. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
http://tinyurl.com/6arwfm
Weird Al on the subject…
#19 – Poppa Boner
Alfredone misunderstood “Bottoms up”…
What the hell. Does Romania get classified as a Third World country because this guy couldn’t find a bottle of Fleet Enema.
They were brick hammers with no sharp edges.
So he got hammered before he got hammered?
Twice?
#22 – satman
LMAO 😀
Sounds like an episode of Appalachian ER from Saturday Night live
Just one more reason I don’t drink. Booze doesn’t make you smarter.
Back when I was in clinic in Houston we had a gay man come in during the late night shift with a vibrator stuck up his back side. We explained to him that it would be expensive to get it out. He paused for a second and asked how much for a battery change.
This reminds me of one of the funniest insults I’ve heard that came from Christopher Hitchens referring to how Jerry Falwell.
“If you gave Falwell an enema he’d be buried in a matchbox.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFBIgqzNWiE
Anyone see “Potatoes and Jelly”? I got the pics. I believe it was on Rotten, but I’m not sure. May still be there.