AMY WINEHOUSE is set to become the latest celebrity to launch her own perfume range, according to reports.
The Rehab singer has recently returned to her native Britain following an extended stay on the Caribbean island of St Lucia in a bid to overcome her alcohol and drug addictions.Now the star is hoping to land a deal worth more than $750,000 (£500,000) to launch the fragrance with her name on the label, under the guidance of her dad, Mitch.
A source tells British tabloid the Daily Star, “Mitch is keen to license Amy’s name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR firms for advice. They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can.”
Might I suggest the name… ‘SKANK’. Readers may submit their own.
Essence of cigarette butts and beer mmmm Hot!
Methbegone One squirt and you’ll be fresh as a daisy, on meth .
Well they could use that photo along with say a photo of J-Lo and say “This perfume can make this [photo] look like this [photo]!
Users wont care for the name. They will just sniff the perfume, enjoy, repeat then give it a new street name.
I’ve been to Saint Lucia, what a dump. Couldn’t she afford better digs?
BO?
Eau de Emesis
I suppose the guy does need to make as much money as he can before she croaks but ya gotta be pretty rank to want to be like this girl.
Unwashed pussy?
Eau de Skank
Old photo. She’s cleaned up since rehab.
No no no.
#10 – Improbus – Eau de Skank
LOL… you beat me to it.
Sure, most of you guys would do her in 2 beers, no bag.
Dallas: I believe I could hold on for much longer. Even with a bag I believe I could make it to the brewer’s droop phase and be safe.
Suggested names for the delicate scent:
– Gutter
– Yeast
Someone talented is killing herself and it’s yuk yuk time.
Shame on you all.
The new fragrance…”Bar sink at 3am”
#17, she is MOSTLY notable for publicly killing herself slowly. Her choice.
My go: Early Grave.
Tag line: This could be your last bender…ever. Make it special.
Product features: Each bottle includes a church-key and handy fold out mirror.
I agree with RSweeny. Amy may have problems, but how does this make her a skank or such like-minded terms?
#20. The weak and vulnerable, attract vultures.
HÔ’AR — let the inner beast run free.
Like, what the hell? Is it going to be flammable or what?
How bout ‘SKAG’
Ratsass
Eau de Wench
Now you can wear what brought the Royal Navy to its knees.
Oxygen extra.
I guess it will be 70% proof, just in case there is no other alcohol in the house!
“Skank” is out, what do you want to do, give Skank a bad name?
“Sticky”
It sounds like dad is going to have a nice retirement package. RIP Amy.
I’d go with “Bring out yer dead”