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This has got to be the dumbest story ever put on TV. Two hobos somehow got hold of a dead shark they wanted to sell to a fish monger and these idiots are making a Federal case out of it and covering it as important news. Hey dipshits, there is REAL crime in Miami! Or is that too dangerous to cover?
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It was a LOAN shark. Changes everything.
Sounds like a Fox news top story to me.
It beats talking about the large community of convicted sex offenders who are told they must become homeless and live under a bridge. Because you know… they are safer to society if they live all together in one spot where they’ll never be able to actually get ahead in life.
You can thank the cell phone provider that sold the lawyer a cellphone with a camera.
Without the cell phone pic that story was dead in the water.
It was a just for fun story up Mr. Uptight and anal retentive.
They don’t have to spend all their time talking about how the Democratic Congress and President are in a race to see how fast they can bankrupt the country. Lighten up.
“The shark was found laying in the street.” What was it laying? Eggs? The shark was found lying in the street.
I don’t know… I think two bums carrying a huge shark on a train is news… not that important, but news.
Land shark!
(Where’s Chevy Chase when you need him?)
If I didn’t know better, I would have thought I was watching a story from “The Onion”
I find it interesting that Any of the main predators of the sea/ocean can be considered endangered..
It impresses me that Mankind has stretched his mighty hands across this planet to the point that a Major predator from a water environment is endangered.
If I said that In the whole world, that mankind has killed off, over 70% of the creatures of this planet(not including bugs and insects), HOW far off am I?
Its estimated that by 2012, that the Tuna will be killed off to the point of NON-recovery. And many others will soon follow.
And they say that Canadian immigration is lax… although, as I understand it, if the shark wasn’t caught on the way from Cuba, he is ok to stay…
This blog has officially jumped the shark.
#10. What have you done with ECA?
Ha, between Michael Jackson’s bedroom pictures and the shark story, I’ll take the shark story any day… Fox rocks the world with quality journalism, wondering when Rush Limbaugh will jump on this hot new story…
Jesus Christ it’s Florida and it’s a shark. Check the internal temp and then lets slice it up. Looks tasty.
This just goes to show you, if there were more lax gun laws for sharks this would never have happened. Sharks have a 3 day waiting period to purchase handguns and because of this, look what happened to him, dying slowly of asphyxiation over a 24 hour period.
Freedom for all Americans NOW, even aquatic ones!!!!
I would not like snakes on a plane,
I do not like sharks on a train.
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.
Everyone here needs to get a life!
It is about average for local news. I have not watched local news for so long I can’t recall when it was any better. Sixty seconds is my pain limit now. Lawyers! Maybe the guys w/ shark will steal his jacket one day.
Actually there IS no crime in Miami. Dont you watch the CSI show? That’s REAL, man! They can really doo ALL that stuff with lasers and holographic autopsies and “digital enhancment” of a reflected image off of someone’s wedding band!
Ain’t news – unless the shark had a laser…
wow
#2 – Walter Cronkite – Sounds like a Fox news top story to me.
Truly breaking news. The only thing that would score higher would be Obama talking about gun control.
12,
McC, still here.
and understanding that we have killed off 2/3’s of the LAND animals, and are working HARD on the Oceans..
We stopped Whaling, AS IF’.
Weve decimated at least 30% of all Aquatic life, we are getting down to the BONE fish and bottom feeders.
Where was this now? Flora-DUH!
At least get the story right if you plan to blog it you dope. The shark was caught by the guys in the ocean and drug around alive across the city looking for a place to sell it for $20. When they couldn’t get a buyer, they abandoned the carcass in the middle of the street. Thus, they committed a crime of improperly killing and disposing of an animal including cruelty for dragging it behind their bikes on the street while it was still alive. Now, let me tie your ass to my bumper while I drive and see if you still think it’s a crime you ass. It was news because it was such an unusual story…which is what gets peoples attention like it did here.