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But Mother, the man at the pet shop swore he was a Great Dane!
Pet giraffe feels right at home in the Anne Coulter long neck household.
I had nothing. Thinking about what kind of flu can jump from Giraffe’s to humans.
Just one of many reasons I refuse to dine with them, other animals, and my wife’s family.
Uhhhh, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Adam Curry as a child, Boobies!!! Oh, oops! I was looking at the AD… “Caption this Photo”. Uhhhh Giraffe… sorry I got nothing.
Anyone got a beer in here.
Come-on, I know someone has a beer.
Its getting hot out here, give me a beer.
Same can be said about an itch.
Awww, yaaaa…
Scratch that, right thereeeeeee…
MORE MORE MORE…
I said I wanted a PONY!
Poster for:
“Come Dine With Us”
– Disney World, Animal Kingdom, Resto Afrika
A leg for everyone!
Salt please? We’re out in the zoo.
Yeah, you think that’s long? You should see me naughty bits!
Adopt a pet in California after budget closes zoos.
Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
“Now who left the windows open again? Where do you think we live, in a zoo?”
Don’t stick your neck out.
Or …
Don’t stick your neck in.
Out Damn Spot!
The Heirs to the Toys R Us fortune have brunch.
I said, “please pass the carafe”, not the GIRAFFE!
“Yes, we’re having liver again for lunch. What of it?”
Careful, don’t bump your head on the way out
No, Stretch. You use the SALAD fork!
I miss Michael.
“You know, we would not have this problem if you did not feed ’em from the table.”
Excuse me madam. Were doing a documentary on how giraffe’s are actually carnivorous. A shock I know. Now, about your children…
Giraffes evolve to live in the suburbs.
He followed me home Ma, can I keep him?
mom, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG HIS TONGUE IS???
pardon me, do you have any grey poupon
Photoshop
I told you only four foot windows or this sort of thing would happen. You never listen to me do you.