The Germans have always been one step ahead of the rest of us when it comes to the environment. They are European champions when it comes to wind power, recycling rates and installing combined heat and power boilers. The German chancellor, Angela Merkel, is a former environment minister.
So it should come as no surprise to learn that a German businessman has pushed the concept of green rebates to the next logical level: Thomas Goetz, owner of a Berlin brothel called Maison d’Envie, is currently offering a discount to any customer who arrives by bicycle or public transport.
“The recession has hit our industry hard,” Goetz told Reuters. “Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people. It’s good for business, it’s good for the environment – and it’s good for the girls…”
In the name of research, I had a quick look around the brothel’s website to verify that the offer really does exist, and, yes, there it is in black and white. “The Maison d’Envie offers one major advantage over other establishments: it is perfectly accessible by public transport. Both S-and U-Bahn stations are within walking distance and well-maintained bicycle paths also allow for a more environmentally friendly journey. And because we want to reward your green commitment, we have – and it’s unique in Berlin – an environmental discount.” It’s the sort of statement you might expect to hear from your local council, not an establishment – very much legal in Germany – that offers the services of “nice, motivated models” in a “very pleasant, almost family atmosphere”.
It seems to be working, though, as Goetz says the offer is attracting three to five new customers every day, adding that the incentive has helped to reduce traffic and parking congestion in the local area.
Will this kind of stimulus get you to act, uh, Greener?
Damn, Ed…trying to eat lunch here….
That’s a sight I could have done without.
Well, since cyclists will most likely have performance problems, that’s the least the brothel can do.
Come-on dude! Couldn’t you have found a picture of two sexy girls peddling their butts all over town.
This is not going to work. How can one bike or even walk back after having so much fun? 🙂
I didn’t even read the headline. The graphic makes me sick. You bastard.
# 4 BigBoyBC said, “Couldn’t you have found a picture of two sexy girls peddling their butts all over town.”
HaHa. You meant pedaling.
Oh, wait!
Never mind.
Two used bicycle seats for sale.
Is that Adam C. and John D. making their way through Germany?
But they will be all sweaty
HA HA, I love this story, maybe voucher codes for brothels are new… voucher codes… for… Tesco… 🙂