Don’t laugh. You’re not somebody until you have referred
to yourself in the third person AND been made into butter sculpture.

Plans to erect a giant statue of Michael Jackson made from butter at the Iowa State Fair are being put to the vote.

Fair organisers announced their intention to create the butter tribute to the King of Pop just days after Jackson’s death.

But the idea has proved so controversial that they are now to hold an online poll to decide whether or not to go ahead with it.

Spokeswoman Lori Chappell says Jackson was to be part of a sculpture commemorating the 40th anniversary of Neil Armstrong’s moon landing.

You can vote here: Poll: Should Michael Jackson be turned into butter?

Thanks, K B




  1. Floyd says:

    At the Minnesota State Fair, busts of the dairy queen and her court are each sculpted in butter. The butter sculptor and each member of the court sit in a cold room when the bust is being carved.

    Why do they do this? I’m not certain, but this has apparently been a tradition for a long time, and the art work is paid for by the Minnesota Dairy Association.

    The rest of you can argue about whether Michael Jackson ought to be immortalized in butter in Iowa. The guy was born in Indiana, so should he be immortalized at the Indiana State Fair instead?

  2. LDA says:

    It is not the medium but the result.

  3. Jägermeister says:

    Don’t they have any local child molesters that they glorify in butter?

  4. AdmFubar says:

    it wont look anything like him, the butter will be too dark

  5. AdmFubar says:

    hhmmm perhaps they can play weird al yankovic’s “FAT” parody at the display…

  6. chris says:

    Slimy in real life, slimy in butter. I say yes!

  7. Rich says:

    He’s not the FIRST celebrity I’d like to see rendered in butter. I would say somebody, like, say, Denise Richards and then you could have, like, the most wonderful breakfasts and stuff, for a long time…

  8. Don Marsh says:

    This is close, but not really appropriate. After all, Michael is TOAST.

    I could not help myself.

  9. Amar says:

    Everybody’s missing the point!
    The real question is;

    “Where’s the biscuits!”

  10. John Paradox says:

    I thought it was the tigers that were turned to butter

    J/P=?

  11. RTaylor says:

    When will it all end? Please send Jesse and Al home and just bury the withered carcass.

  12. Tonsils out says:

    Any kind of solid can be turned into art, comprising butter. This is the interpretation of it which gives a value to the masterpiece. The choice of this singer is then secondary.

  13. hhopper says:

    RTaylor: You’d better start ignoring it. They’re still worshiping Elvis if you hadn’t noticed.

  14. Jägermeister says:

    #13 – hhopper

    Elvis is still alive… I’ve seen him in Vegas.

  15. sargasso says:

    Somehow, Michael Jackson and butter make me recall “that scene” in Last Tango in Paris.

  16. cfk1 says:

    The butter sculptors couldn’t do a worse job than his plastic surgeons…

  17. SparkyOne says:

    mad cow art

    no thanks

  18. Photog says:

    Let’s not do any more Michael Jackson shit, OK??????????????

  19. qb says:

    I thought MJ was going to be encased in plastic and turned into a lego block so children could play with him forever.

  20. deowll says:

    Put his face on bars of soap.

  21. moondawg says:

    Woot! said it best: “Every child that visits the statue will get a little pat.”

    http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=8645

  22. Benjamin says:

    The butter cow and the butter sculptures are highlights of the the Iowa State Fair, which by the way, is the largest state fair in the United States. They shouldn’t waste this year’s butter sculpture on honoring a pedophile.

    If Thriller had just come out, then maybe, but Michael Jackson did a lot of creepy stuff since Thriller, so no butter sculpture of him.

  23. orangetiki says:

    Hopefully it will be a hot day when they show the statue. You will be able to see his face melt just like his real one did.


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