La Parkita, Espectrito Jr: La Parkita, Espectrito Jr dead (photos) · Celebgalz.com — Headline of the week dept.
La Parkita and Espectrito Jr were two professional midget wrestlers in Mexico. La Parkita and Espectrito Jr were found dead in a cheap hotel room. Two women were seen leaving their hotel room prior to the discovery of the dead bodies.
La Parkita and Espectrito Jr may have been the victims of drugging and robbing. The women might have something to do with the deaths of La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. Authorities have suspected that La Parkita and Espectrito Jr may have died from drug overdose as their small statures could not take the dose of drugs that might have been safe for a normal sized adult.
Found by Chris Engler.
John,
Update the title. They were FAKE hookers, which makes it even better.
Do the hookers make house calls? I’m sure they have some potential customers here and in the Columbus area…
You let a hooker pick you up at a bar and let her take you to a cheap motel. No one should get that drunk. Be safe, and go to a good bordello, the price is worth it.
Midget tossing gone wrong.
“the dose of drugs that might have been safe for a normal sized adult.”
I didn’t realize there was a “safe” amount of drugs (i.e. heroin, meth, etc) which could be taken.
Anyone heard the expression “too drunk to f*ck”?
Why would anyone want to get into that condition?
OK?…this is just weird…and funny at the same time.
Wow! Midgets! Hookers! Drugs! Imagine that!
Hottest WORLD news!
Now You’re talking!
How cum I didn’t get an alert on my iBone!
For some reason John has a fascination with the word hooker. Just watch Cranky Geeks to see proof.
A hooker is a hooker. Even a fake hooker is still a hooker.
“Do you fuck?”
“Only for money.”
“Then you’re a hooker.”
Sounds like just another day in Mexico.
John, if only you could have shoehorned a Britney Spears reference in it would have been the ultimate DU headline. Or maybe:
“Hookers Kill Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers, Britney claims Mac use to blame.”
“Hookers Kill Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers, Britney claims Mac use to blame, Obama vows to fix problem.”
La Parkita was actually one of my favorites. R.I.P.
Um…he has big feet.
Let us take a minute to morn