1. Joe says:

    [Deleted for violation of blog guidelines — ed.]

  2. qb says:

    #1 Edit out quickly please

  3. Rick's Cafe says:

    #1
    That’s in really poor taste….but really funny!

  4. Amar says:

    Let me show you what I’ll do to your HEAD if you don’t make an honest woman out of me!

  5. Usagi says:

    Stop staring at my melons!

  6. FRAGaLOT says:

    redneck Sledge-o-matic!

  7. Li says:

    That’s -my- watermelon!

  8. paknight says:

    Caption:

    Door #1, #2, or #3?
    The melon, the gun, or me?
    Be careful which door you choose cuz we all cause acid reflux.

  9. cjohnson says:

    You can have my watermelon when you pry it from my dead cold fingers…

  10. Ricochet says:

    Your typical remaining Sarah Palin supporter.

  11. McCullough says:

    Daisy June figures all she needs to pick up for the Fourth of July bash was a 12 pack of PBR and some pork rinds.

  12. Uncle Don says:

    “This is my egg, and I’m gonna set it down and sit on it. Anyone who gets too close will be shot. Understand?”

  13. pault6 says:

    “Y’all see that Gallagher Fella?”

  14. CZ Compact says:

    Oprah’s next makeover candidate.

  15. Faxon says:

    Oprah’s next makeover candidate.

  16. noname says:

    Hot Moma fights crime and feeds family.

  17. Joe says:

    Uncle Dave, my post #1 was in poor taste but aren’t most jokes? You did Dvorak readers a disservice by redacting my post.

  18. arnoldziffle says:

    now i’m gonna show you what childbirth is like.

  19. Joe says:

    Here’s a PG-13 version of my post in #1:

    Hunting in Harlem

  20. Uncle Dave says:

    #21: May be “PG-13”, but still offensively racist. But I’ll leave so everyone can see what kind of person you are.

  21. wirelessg says:

    Very controversial part of the Constitution…”A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep melons and bare arms, shall not be infringed.”

  22. Jetfire says:

    Mom

  23. WmDE says:

    A date with LeAnne was always memorable.

  24. B.Dog says:

    Fair and Balanced

  25. alauser says:

    I carried a watermelon. Got a problem with that?

  26. John Paradox says:

    “When I catch up with they guy who gave me this baby…”

    J/P=?

  27. Johnny KNoxville says:

    Woman with handgun arrested with Obama bait.

  28. Special Ed says:

    Who my baby daddy?

  29. lock_down says:

    Jugs in shock disappearance mystery

  30. BigBoyBC says:

    “Hunt’n in the ghetto”

    Ya, I know it comes of racists, but only if it’s said by a white guy…


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