Greg Allen says:

I absolutely loath smug rich guys who cheat and destroy people’s lives.

But I don’t share your glee in his possible suicide.

Uncle Don says:

The Farrah Fawcett Method

An anus death, pure and simple.

Poppa Boner says:

Get him a can of gas and a match. This guy is too much of a pussy to take h

Special Ed says:

They should make him listen to Alfredone and die a slow painful death.

bobbo, spotting the existential question says:

Madoff is a clinical psychopath. He lives by thinking he is smarter than the rest of us which on average he is. The truth often leads to error in the conduct of human decisions.

No, Madoff will live as long as possible trying to take advantage of fellow prisoners and the prison system. In jail, out of jail, no difference as long as he is taking advantage of someone else.

He will die from a shank.

jasmoran66 says:

He’ll be fine. He’s already cooking up a Ponzi scheme involving cigarettes. It’s how he rolls.

Jägermeister says:

#11 – jasmoran66 – He’s already cooking up a Ponzi scheme involving cigarettes. It’s how he rolls.

And the only difference is that the investors in that scheme will rip him apart when it becomes apparent to them that they’ve been cheated.

Jägermeister says:

#14 – Me – As far as prision, this guy is going to a Federally run country club.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPcql4FuCK0

Ah_Yea says:

He will die of old age. I bet you he is too much of a coward to take his own life. His crimes were indiscriminate and “clean”.

No, he will live out his last days trying to rehabilitate his “good name”. Try to leave a positive legacy.

Watch him become “born again” and see the evil of his ways and offer to counsel the feds or whomever. Anything to be remembered in a positive light.

Think Richard Nixon…

Ben says:

Tasteless.

Named says:

So, he’s not going to pull a Ken Lay?

gmknobl says:

As horrible as the jerk is, this is a sick poll.

bobbo, knowing twigs grow as they are bent says:

#17–Ah Yea==rare, but EVERYTHING you posted is wrong. I guess the saving grace is, its only an opinion?

He will die of old age. I bet you he is too much of a coward to take his own life. His crimes were indiscriminate and “clean”./// Old age–yes. Bravery/Cowardace doesn’t factor into the equation of a psychopath. His crimes were intentional and long term and dirty to all others involved.

No, he will live out his last days trying to rehabilitate his “good name”. Try to leave a positive legacy./// No, again, he doesn’t care. He might try to demonstrate how clever he was but his good name is completely wrapped up in how clever he was, perhaps how much he stole. What affinity scam artist has ever tried to rehabilitate his name?===”Suckers!!”

Watch him become “born again” and see the evil of his ways and offer to counsel the feds or whomever. Anything to be remembered in a positive light./// Not to many Jews, orthodox or reform, become born again. Maybe more likely for non-practicing and “if” he cared about public approval.

Think Richard Nixon…/// Irrelevant. Political crimes everyone does against their “enemies” and he just got caught. Madoffs crimes were worst in that sense that he did it to friends he encourage to trust him. Different dynamic.

I’ve notice a disproportionate number of psychopaths in business and politics. “You are either with us or against us” pretty much sums up their world.

canuck says:

Suicide? You mean give up opportunities to blame it all on the holocaust and demand preferential treatment, forever?

bobbo, loving a good joke says:

Here’s more financial analysis:

Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort. The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one.

This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.

The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. ‘Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.’

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere.

And now you know how the stock market works.

——Reminds me of the Repuglicans wanting to invest Soc Sec in the Stock Market==pure rape of the American stockholder/retiree to the benefit of the monkey man above.