1. Mac Guy says:

    Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

  2. Riscy says:

    These aren’t the nerds you’re looking for

  3. Crug the Ug says:

    Go ahead. Make my stardate.

  4. rectagon says:

    Riscy. I can’t top that! Well done.

  5. AdmFubar says:

    Department of Homeland Security year 2024….

  6. Police State says:

    Yo, why are we all called Jackbooted when none of us of actually ware Jackboots?

  7. Matrixghost1286 says:

    The last remaining old-style uniform police officers report to receive their new uniforms and to pledge their loyalty to the Empire.

  8. madtruckman says:

    Remember, Remember the fifth of November….

  9. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    “Have you seen the Millennium Falcon? They said row C section 18 but its not there.”

  10. SparkyOne says:

    You want whos badge number?

  11. hhopper says:

    “Hey, are you lookin’ at MEEE?”

  12. Kelvington says:

    Chris Brown’s clever costume won’t endear him to his fellow trash pickers on the I-5, nor will it give him the clairvoince to stay one step ahead of the paparazzi.

  13. Benjamin says:

    Don’t worry that England is disarmed. The storm troopers can’t hit anything anyway.

  14. jasmoe4 says:

    Tyler, glancing out of the corner of his eye, realized that he inadvertently brought it … now it was on!

  15. ECA says:

    hello Bill,
    Hello Jill,

  16. cjohnson says:

    Shift Change on the Deathstar

  17. Mark Baars says:

    Gimme the iLiver 2.0 NOW!

  18. brm says:

    We learned it by watching you!

  19. dspellman says:

    We don’t need to see his identification…

  20. uberwhack says:

    Hey boys….
    You like my big gun?

  21. brm says:

    We’re spraying for very large cockroaches.

  22. gogglesnteeth says:

    Move along, Move Along….

  23. chuck says:

    What’s your badge number?

  24. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    “my other gun is a death star”

  25. Jägermeister says:

    The only way to avoid CCTV in GB…

  26. BubbaRay says:

    You brought a taser to a gunfight?

  27. Hugh Ripper says:

    “Alright. Which one of you called us pussies…”

  28. faxon says:

    Can’t we all just get along?

  29. thinker says:

    Mornin Ralph,
    Mornin Frank…

  30. That Weirdo says:

    Stormtrooper “Hey, have you guys seen any droids?”


1

Bad Behavior has blocked 5926 access attempts in the last 7 days.