Extra points for identifying the guy in the photo.

Thanks Gasparrini.




  1. qb says:

    I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

    (Does that count for points?)

    [Very clever qb. – ed.]

  2. Thargon says:

    I claim Bono!

  3. wirelessg says:

    Bono adjusts boner.

  4. Marc says:

    “There comes a top-model, there comes one! Gotta make some adjustments.”

  5. Robart says:

    This guy is the average American middle class taxpayer on April 16th.

  6. Grimbo says:

    No. 1 wins hands down.

    (hands down…. get it?)

  7. The Warden says:

    It’s the GWB loving* Paul David Hewson aka Bono.

    *because GWB did more for Africa than any other lib ever did other than just talk about it. Even lefties like Bono realize that his own are full of crap.

  8. TThor says:

    Come on John! Why this pic? You want to be a paparazzi park space?
    This is too much “real news” and simply evil. shit. Bono adjusting his, as everyone else would do… come on! This is too tabloid. Seriously!

    [Hey, it’s a humor feature, not news… and John didn’t post it. – ed.]

  9. ijsbrand says:

    The hideously cold water made some search and rescue necessary.

  10. Barack McCain says:

    Never mind that; Heeeeellllooooo Mrs. MILFy Bono!

  11. noname says:

    1, … 1, …. 1, OMG 1, ….., WHERE IS IT, 1, ……, SHIT, 1, …….., HOPE NO ONE IS LOOKING, 1, ……………

  12. “Stuck in a Moment”

  13. harold says:

    I think it’s Robin Williams…

  14. Netpuppet says:

    Is that a Bono in your pants, or are just happy to see me?

  15. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    “There was shrinkage!!!!” ~ George Castanza

  16. Kelvington says:

    Brian Cranston finally remembered where he had been hiding his left over stash from the wrap party on “Breaking Bad”

  17. skunkman62 says:

    #1
    after reading the 1st comment, rest became lame attempts at humor.

  18. soundwash says:

    “Bloody shrinkage”

    I think it looks like Robin Williams too. I knew Robin back in the early 80’s when he used to perform at Catch a Rising Star on !st avenue (I lived across the street)

    he came up a few times with a mutual friend wearing jogging shorts..the dude had huge thighs and a lot more hair on’em.

    can’t tell the size in this pic, and the hair is gone..(?) -other than that, that’s who popped in my head the sec i saw the pic..

    -s

  19. hhopper says:

    If that was Robin Williams, there would be one hell of a lot more body hair.

  20. Video Elephant says:

    Funny comments until #7. Is it necessary to politicize and ruin every little thing?

  21. Mr Anderson says:

    found my nano nano gnads

  22. Thinker says:

    At least its one rock star whos actually *seen* with his wife!

  23. sacA says:

    [Comment deleted – Violation of Posting Guidelines. – ed.]

  24. The Marshal says:

    People like “the warden” #7 have no useful purpose in life and should probably just get it over with and off themselves.

  25. amodedoma says:

    Is it just me or does this guy look nothing at all like Bono? I think Harold hit it, unless Bono recently had a nose job and a tire installed.

  26. Buzz says:

    Found it! Why couldn’t you find it?

  27. uberwhack says:

    Oh crap, I think one of those candiru fish just swam up my urethra.

  28. jbellies says:

    Generically …

    “At least the wife will have to believe my story when I tell her how I got these crabs.”

  29. brm says:

    #1 is best, and everyone else is not funny.

  30. amodedoma says:

    Mork and Mindy – the Autumn Years


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