You don’t go to the carwash either, eh?

Religiously devout Jews barred by rabbis from surfing the Internet may now “Koogle” it on a new “kosher” search engine, the site manager said on Sunday.

Yossi Altman said Koogle, a play on the names of a Jewish noodle pudding and the ubiquitous Google, appears to meet the standards of Orthodox rabbis, who restrict use of the Web to ensure followers avoid viewing sexually explicit material.

The site omits religiously objectionable material, such as most photographs of women which Orthodox rabbis view as immodest, Altman said.

Its links to Israeli news and shopping sites also filter out items most ultra-Orthodox Israelis are forbidden by rabbis to have in their homes, such a television sets.

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  1. alphanumeric says:

    Good lord, someone needs to cram a cheeseburger down that girls throat. She’s unhealthily skinny.

  2. acumen_123 says:

    I’m sure there’s a story attached to that photograph but I didn’t read it.

  3. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    #1, click the image and it gets bigger. Is that what you meant?

  4. Tim Yates says:

    Wow, that’s a really cool looking car! Tricked out little spoiler on the back, neat.

  5. Mr. Fusion says:

    And once again religion interferes with being a normal person.

    Cute spoiler, but ugly rims

  6. Joe says:

    Do you have more photos of her? Everyone should be that skinny.

  7. Koogle??!!? Oy!!!!! I could plotz.

    Maybe Kookle Koogle should team with jdate (humorously characterized here) to form jweb.

  8. AC_in_Mich says:

    I will try to be good and not mention what I would like to stuff down her throat. Dang it, I couldn’t resist

  9. Joe says:

    Here’s another photo. How nice it is that young women can find gainful employment such as this.

    http://allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/3385/nopi_chick1.jpg

  10. Marc says:

    @#1

    Skinny?

    You must be really fat.

    She’s perfect

  11. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    ShamWOW™

  12. Patrick says:

    Once again liberals attacking Jews. Didn’t the museum shooting by that conservative hating lib teach you anything?

  13. Dallas says:

    I support religious wingnutts of ANY denomination have their own closed internet.

    That’s not the issue. The issue is having the wingnutts force their contrived universe on me through government infiltration.

  14. eyeofthetiger says:

    Looks like someone already waxed that ass.

  15. The0ne says:

    That’s one hot photo there! That skyline looks sweet! 🙂 The girl could use a few more pounds and she’s BLOCKING the car ><!!

  16. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Caution: Objects may appear closer than they are.

  17. #12 – Patrick,

    Once again liberals attacking Jews. Didn’t the museum shooting by that conservative hating lib teach you anything?

    I missed it. Where was the attack?

  18. JimR says:

    Oh, I remember that car…. I was driving by, and decided to get involved in a rear end collision.

  19. Cursor_ says:

    Well Kraft will knock this down fast!

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koogle

    Cursor_

  20. hhopper says:

    Goodness Eideard, SN will be very proud of you.

  21. Mr. Fusion says:

    #17, Scott,

    Cow-Patty is referring to a white supremest, redneck, conservative, Boss Limpdick fan that killed a guard at the Jewish Holocaust memorial in Washington. He is such an embarrassment to the radio and TV right wing commentators that they deny he is one of them. They don’t want to let their hate show. Forget that they spurred him on with their rhetoric.

  22. Orthodox Jews can have non-jew-free search engine.

    Can a non-jews have a jew-free search engine?
    Obviously NOT.It would be antisemitism, hahaha

    WHERE TO BUY NON-KOSHER MILK IN USA? (without buying your own cow)

  23. Carcarius says:

    Wouldn’t the use of the name “Koogle” be copyright infringement? Just curious.

  24. BigBoyBC says:

    There was a peanut butter product called Koogle.

  25. Carcarius says:

    #24 – right, and a noodle dish called Kugel. I think I may have been confusing copyright with trademark. I have read of cases where this has been an issue, such as all the examples of digg trademark infringement cases.

    My first thought was that since Koogle is an admitted play on the word Google and performs the same activity, wouldn’t it be infringing on the Google trademark? They may have gotten written consent, but I would find that odd since under other circumstances Google likely wouldn’t provide consent.

  26. harold says:

    How else are they going to get their kiddie porn?

  27. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    I…um…what was I saying? Why am I thinking of sticky buns?

  28. Michael_GR says:

    I read hebrew and the website doesn’t have any search engine in it, it’s just a web portal with things like a news, a local business index, deals on airline travel and hotels and online shopping.

    So it’s a non-story.
    But the girl is hot!

  29. Honky Doodle says:

    Who cares what options are on the set of wheels, look at the wedgie on Sham Wow’s girl friend!

  30. Iso says:

    Goddammit, can we get a NSFW warning? I had to practically yank the plug out of my monitor to hide this in time. Contrary to what some might believe, “well, she wasn’t totally nude” isn’t the defining factor for what is truly safe for work.


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